Little Miss Muffet,2014

Little Miss Muffet,2014

A Poem by Gee
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Updated version of an old English nursery rhyme

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet,
eating her curds and whey,
when along came a farmer,
a right rustic charmer,
who immediately wooed, made a play.

He plied her with wine,
"have more you'll be fine,"
before hiding his sausage inside,
then when he was done having his fun,
he left thanking her for the ride.

NOW.............

Pregnant Miss Muffet is having to rough it
'cos dads thrown her out on the street,
and the smooth rustic charmer who did this to harm her
has legged it, was quick on his feet.

So the moral of this is don't ever kiss
or open your legs 'cos you're flattered,
as with a kid on the way and nowhere to stay
your life could be properly shattered.

© 2020 Gee


Author's Note

Gee
An oldie given an airing

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That's a great little piece of whimsy. It would be so much better if you arranged it in stanzas though.

Little Miss Muffet, sat on her tuffet,
Eating her curds and whey,
When along came a farmer, a right rustic charmer,
Who immediately wooed, made a play.

Posted 9 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

andrew mitchell

8 Years Ago

Nice to see you visit David lol keeping an eye on things lol:)
Great Aunt Astri

7 Years Ago

And, boys, if you go to too many learning sites, you are in danger of losing your originality! Gee, .. read more
Gee

7 Years Ago

Again thank you



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Love it. It's about time the classics were modernised for todays market. Little red riding hoodie, Jack and Jill going on the pill, Oh, I better stop now before they come take me away.

Posted 8 Years Ago


Gee

8 Years Ago

Right lets get on it, I've done Georgie Porgie and Humpty Dumpty, I'll have a go at Jack and Jill..... read more
Just great gee now I'll never pick up Miss Muffet, you've blown my cover lol.

Posted 9 Years Ago


Gee

8 Years Ago

Cheers mate.....
andrew mitchell

8 Years Ago

LBW.............................
Nice one Gee. reminds me ofwhat we thought of as the ruder version we sang in the playground as kids,
Little Miss Muffet,sat on her tuffet,
eating her curds and whey,
She put in her thumb, and pulled out a typewriter,
and said what the f**ks that doing in there? :)

Posted 9 Years Ago


Gee

8 Years Ago

Lol,cheers....
a interesting version of an old nursery rhyme,now it will have to be read
at a old folks home instead of school

Posted 9 Years Ago


Gee

8 Years Ago

Thanks............
Haha very cute..... and funny I must say!
Hmmmmmmmm........
I wonder what you could do with Little Red Riding Hood....

Posted 9 Years Ago


Gee

9 Years Ago

Thanks Melinda.Little Red Riding Hood,mmmmm now there's a thought....Reading your biog is very humbl.. read more
oh another great twist here. I really like this one..there is a strong message woven within the humor aimed at young girls, telling them to be carful otherwise this could be their reality!!
Very clever Gee!!

Posted 9 Years Ago


Gee

9 Years Ago

Hi Serrena,cheers,seems as though this was written years ago.I write and delete so much piffle I don.. read more
sereenaoutloud

9 Years Ago

well i am glad you re posted it and i got a chance to read it! G
Ha-ha! Great and hilarious piece of wisdom for the young ones. I like your style, Gee.

Posted 9 Years Ago


Gee

9 Years Ago

Again thanks.I just keep things ad simple as possible,haven't got the greatest command of the good q.. read more
Bright Ocean Star

9 Years Ago

Not many of us do. King David below gave you a great piece of advice, though. If you haven't check.. read more
Gee

9 Years Ago

Yep have checked him out,a few divisions above me,something to aspire to.Thanks .Take care
a bitter lesson being conveyed humourously. nice one

Posted 9 Years Ago


Gee

9 Years Ago

Thanks for taking the time to read/review
That's a great little piece of whimsy. It would be so much better if you arranged it in stanzas though.

Little Miss Muffet, sat on her tuffet,
Eating her curds and whey,
When along came a farmer, a right rustic charmer,
Who immediately wooed, made a play.

Posted 9 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

andrew mitchell

8 Years Ago

Nice to see you visit David lol keeping an eye on things lol:)
Great Aunt Astri

7 Years Ago

And, boys, if you go to too many learning sites, you are in danger of losing your originality! Gee, .. read more
Gee

7 Years Ago

Again thank you
That was a cute and funny poem with a good underlying message.
Loved it.

Posted 9 Years Ago


Gee

9 Years Ago

Thanks for taking time to read/review Ana

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