Little Miss Muffet,2014

Little Miss Muffet,2014

A Poem by Gee
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Updated version of an old English nursery rhyme

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet,
eating her curds and whey,
when along came a farmer,
a right rustic charmer,
who immediately wooed, made a play.

He plied her with wine,
"have more you'll be fine,"
before hiding his sausage inside,
then when he was done having his fun,
he left thanking her for the ride.

NOW.............

Pregnant Miss Muffet is having to rough it
'cos dads thrown her out on the street,
and the smooth rustic charmer who did this to harm her
has legged it, was quick on his feet.

So the moral of this is don't ever kiss
or open your legs 'cos you're flattered,
as with a kid on the way and nowhere to stay
your life could be properly shattered.

© 2020 Gee


Author's Note

Gee
An oldie given an airing

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That's a great little piece of whimsy. It would be so much better if you arranged it in stanzas though.

Little Miss Muffet, sat on her tuffet,
Eating her curds and whey,
When along came a farmer, a right rustic charmer,
Who immediately wooed, made a play.

Posted 9 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

andrew mitchell

8 Years Ago

Nice to see you visit David lol keeping an eye on things lol:)
Great Aunt Astri

7 Years Ago

And, boys, if you go to too many learning sites, you are in danger of losing your originality! Gee, .. read more
Gee

7 Years Ago

Again thank you



Reviews

Wise advice shared in this one my friend.
"So the moral of this is don't ever kiss
or open your legs 'cos you're flattered,
as with a kid on the way and nowhere to stay
your life could be properly shattered."
I loved the above lines. A lullaby with some wisdom and knowledge to be learn. Thank you for sharing the outstanding poetry.
Coyote

Posted 2 Years Ago


Gee

2 Years Ago

Again thank you.
Hope you are keeping well my friend
Really enjoyed this Gordon... Read all your reviews and agree with David..
I too knew nothing of Stanzas until two months ago... but they are wonderful to make lines of a poem stand out..
Loved this poem...again, another clever one of yours..
Okay thats three of yours I have read.. now off to have my green drink and play practice piano..
Lisa

Posted 2 Years Ago


Gee

2 Years Ago

Thank you Lisa, a very early post, must have only just started on here
Lisasview

2 Years Ago

Yes, I thought so... needed to back to your beginning to find something I had not read of yours..
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Where were you when the tennis in our community were getting preggers right and left? We could have used poetry like this. Maybe more if those young ladies would have thought twice.
Nicely done, Sir.

Posted 2 Years Ago


Gee

2 Years Ago

LOL. Thanks for delving back in time to read this
M. J. Smith

2 Years Ago

I meant to say teen girls. Can't type lately. Anyway, you're most welcome, my friend.
Such wisdom, Gee. As humourous as it is serious.
A lady must always be mindful of overly charming men.
I always enjoy modernized nursery rhymes. :)


Posted 4 Years Ago


Gee

4 Years Ago

He had "the talk", expectations laid out so there was no mistakes :))
They have been together.. read more
Papaya

4 Years Ago

Taught her well. :)
Gee

4 Years Ago

She is very much her mother but with better taste :)
Had 2 look it up
a humorously done tale of misplaced morality
A very good read with more than a few views
Wonder how many other Muffet mishaps are laying about

Posted 4 Years Ago


Gee

4 Years Ago

Cheers Dave
First I have to question you about something you said yesterday . . . you didn’t want to make a poem of yours any more outlandish, as you didn’t want people to get a bad impression of you. And so then you feature this particular poem (which I LOVE) *smile* . . . This is hilarious & just what I needed becuz I was just “hit” on Facebook by a guy that sounds exactly like the classic catfish, all the same crap you always get from one of these foreign entities who’re trying to take a gal for her fortune. The pattern is so much the same, it’s amazing nobody mixes it up any bit! But your poem reminds me to not spread my Facebook pages for this guy cuz I’ve been having a bad feeling about him ever since he told me he had super high security in the military so he can’t communicate in all these typical ways, so we have to email. It doesn’t sound like English is his first language either. So I just love the way fate put your poem in my path right at this moment, when I just finished telling him I have a bad feeling about him. Sorry to get off on that tangent. Your rhyme & rhythm & witty creativity is off the charts here . . . sounds exactly like the nursery rhyme, as far as rhythm. Thanks for the smile (((HUGS))) Fondly, Margie

Posted 6 Years Ago


Gee

6 Years Ago

Hi Margie, tell him to f**k off :)))
Glad you enjoyed, take care
Worked for me. Put a smile on my face this evening Gee. And there was a moral there as well. Great stuff.

Chris

Posted 6 Years Ago


Gee

6 Years Ago

5 hours at that and you'll be as tender as pulled pork :)
Chris Shaw

6 Years Ago

Funny ..........
Gee

6 Years Ago

As my old mum says, " only to look at "
this was really funny . I loved how you recreated the nursery rhyme.

Posted 6 Years Ago


Gee

6 Years Ago

Cheers Aaron, about sums me up, silly..
When I first saw this I thought you were uploading the tale "Little Miss Muffet" as the story that we all learned in Kindergarten. I was terribly wrong, you made the tale into an interesting spin-off that we all pictured as what our world has come to. A child-friendly tale was retold as what it would be like in Today's society. It was a pleasure reading this. Best of Luck...

~AT

Posted 6 Years Ago


Gee

6 Years Ago

Thank you..

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Added on December 20, 2014
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