Humpty Dumpty:The Inquest

The shocking truth behind Humptys demise.

After numerous tests and to manies disdain
it was found that Humpty had taken cocaine,
which led to his seizure and subsequent fall
from his favourite perch high up on the wall.
So the coroner declared, with a sigh, a sad breath,
that Humptys demise was "Eggcidental Death"
NOW.........
People may laugh and they may even joke,
but with so many starving, what a waste of a yolk!!!!

Reviews

[BThomvanWart]

Very great piece. I can't actually knitpick at it or anything. Good work~

[Gee]

Thank you..

[emipoemi]

This is hilarious! Well done!

[Gee]

Cheers, sometimes good to be daft

[Pam.]

AT last! A poem that is not full of self focused angst. :-) I love it.

[Gee]

I'm not a woe is me kinda guy....to much shite happens all over, no point moping eh ??

[Drama Child]

Very clever and witty! I'm a fan of your rhyme!

[Gee]

Thank you. Many are put off by rhyme because it can be very restrictive. Me, being a child at heart, love it...

[Drama Child]

oh yes, same here. I find when it's forced it can throw it off but you Sir, oh it just flows.. Rhyme is a passion and I enjoy others who do the same.

[Gee]

Thank you..

[Woody]

haha that's my boy! you're a punny man, Gee. good one indeed.

[Gee]

Thank you Woody.

[TricksyCoy]

This poem was hilarious! I have a soft spot for puns. ("Eggcidental Death", and instant classic!) Every once in a while it's nice to be reminded that poetry is an art form and like any art form, there's room in it for laughter.

[Gee]

Thank you kindly

[Farah Husain]

I read this to my teenagers and they said the last line should read " What a waste of coke" ha ha ha

[Gee]

Lol,that fits nicely as well. My 15 year old has only ever let me read her 1 poem, "The Giant Stink" All I got was," like that dad but you're a nerd !!!"

[Farah Husain]

Omg this is the best thing I have read all day XD. Love it more more!!!!

[Gee]

Thank you. I have updated Georgie Porgie, snd Little Miss Muffet, which are on my page somewhere. Glad to enjoyed

[Centipedle]

Very clever xD was very fun to read.

[Gee]

Thank you kindly

[Melinda McQueen]

Oh my, this is great! lol
A clever write.

[Gee]

Thanks ,very kind.Little Miss Muffet was also given an update!!!

[Melinda McQueen]

Ohhh really?