Want to see a snake?

A short humorous story

Feeling the chafe, but feeling the cold wind even more.  As I move down the boulevard I can see that the city is teeming with energy and life.  This is a good thing.  What can be better than a good thing?  Excitement is.  I normally don't wear trench coats but I'm in a tan one.  Faces going by, no one glancing at me for more than a tenth of a second but that's OK.  Soon they will be watching me for much longer.

I walk by a cafe, I won't do this in front of kids but adults are definitely fair game.  They have seen worse on any given day online.  This one is no good, too many people on the streets are watching.  Captive audiences are much better.  I keep on humping it down the street and see a trendy overpriced burrito joint.  I see a particularly finicky diner sitting and eating a particularly phallic shaped burrito.  As I surmise, I caught his eyes...and...SURPRISE!  He's just been flashed!  

Reviews

[Tony Jordan]

I remember the craze of streaking at sports events (wasn't there a No.1 record called 'The Streak'?) and I see many women of all ages, flashing their bits at pizza delivery men and posting the videos online in a weird craze but when men do it - it can cause uproar.
When we were teens a friend of mines (Fionbarr - who always went 'commando') would pretend his hands were full (say with a can of pop and a bag of crisps) and ask people to fetch change from his pocket (which has a hole in) - the look on their face when they grabbed a handful was hilarious!!

[Greg Belding]

Hahaha so hilarious!!!

[JackValor86]

jake the snake, its bit fake,
but its too late, for your fate
is to see more snakes...... you know snakes used to have legs, but then god cut them off cuz adam and eve or something, thats why wear clothes cuz of snakes and apples, and gardening. I think snakes like to eat rabbits, or at least slither into holes, tight and dirty but the best part is the snake tongue cuz snakes are like tongues with tongues know what im saying Riley reid?