Never Put A Lolly

Something I came up with when I saw a post on facebook by my cousin of an article she'd read

                                                                   NEVER PUT A LOLLY

Never put an iced lolly

In your lady parts

It's not big nor is it clever

Some say it even smarts

I know it might get sticky and quite clammy

In this time of roasting heat

Why don't you just do a handstand in a cold shower

To make you cooler and more upbeat

Reviews

[barleygirl]

Even tho this is totally off the wall, there's always someone who can relate to the most unexpected writing. This reminds me of one time using some kama sutra mint s**t on a guy's dick & he hit the roof with excruciating burn/tingle/frost sensations for so long, we spent half the night trying to soothe his dick. Pardon my reverie. That's what happens when you write something off the wall like this. What I Love about your poem is how you recite this in a matter-of-fact way, as if everyone sticks a frozen lolly in their c**t, like routinely telling the gynocologist to warm up the cold metal speculum first! Great fun piece of imagination! (((HUGS))) Fondly, Margie

[George David Hope]

Right before I reply to your comment I'd just like to share this with you (and you cannot laugh).....years ago my mam came home and my dad was hopping all over the house in the nude...my mam asked him what the hell he was doing and he replied that he'd put ginger on his ding a ling (your kama sutra mint s**t) to enhance the sensation and it was burning...so that kama sutra stuff that you mentioned so dumbass people do try it for real. Right back to my little ditty...the idea was give to me by my cousins wife who dislikes my poems because they can be a little naughty (no bad language just rude) and she actually posted something about women doing such a thing with lollies in the recent heat wave we had so i came up with this to wind her up.....and she liked it. I'm glad you enjoyed it but I cannot take any credit for it as it was all down to my cousins wife that made me write it.

[barleygirl]

Thanks for starting off my Saturday with belly laughs & tears!

[George David Hope]

Sorry I didn't read your comment fully...I thought my dad was the only one daft enough to do the trick with ginger I never noticed that you had tried it too.