Oh So Close

Something I came up with when my ex was nearly killed at Christmas

                                                                            OH SO CLOSE

Why did you save her God?

Why couldn't you let the b***h just die?

You'd have made me oh so happy

So I'll ask again God why?

I don't ask for many things

And if do it's something small

Things like could my ex be hit by a train

Or squashed beneath a wall

I wish I'd have been there to see it

Her head bounce of every stair

Why couldn't you just have snapped her neck?

It's like you just don't care

She must have looked like a bouncing bomb

As she made her rapid decent

Until she landed at the bottom

All twisted, bruised and bent

It would have solved all my problems

The mortgage would have been paid

My daughter would be back home with me

While her headstone was being laid

Maybe it's something personal

Do you have an axe to grind?

I don't care how you kill her lord

I really do not mind

People say she has a guardian angel

But I'll tell you this no if's or buts

If I ever get to meet him

I'll kick him in his nuts

My Christmas would have been so perfect

The best I'd ever had

But I suppose there's always next year

For you to make me glad