The Plunger (A True Story)A Poem by George David HopeThis happened when I was child and is still told at family get together's
THE PLUNGER
The water wouldn't drain away The hole was blocked with hairs I shouted to my lover To fetch the plunger from downstairs She came right up with tool in hand Gave it straight to me I pushed and pulled with all my might To try and work it free After about a minute The water did drain away "I think I'll have a bath" I heard my lover say She put the plug into the hole Fiddled with the taps She then began to undress While I fondled with her baps As she bent across the tub Her firm bottom cheeks on show I got a naughty feeling My head said yes but heart said no I looked at it than at tool in hand This urge I couldn't stop I took a swing with all my might And then heard a massive WALLOP It stuck fast upon her bum Like a limpet on a rock We both looked at each other open mouthed Not knowing who got the biggest shock She said "Please won't you get it off" But it was stuck like glue How to free a plungered bum I didn't have a clue At first I thought it funny But then saw the panic on her face I thought she'd have got the joke But apparently it was not the case So I gave a tug with all my might But failed to get it loose I joked it could come in handy "I can carry you around the hoose" Then I thought I'd solved it I jammed the handle in the door I pulled and pulled till my face turned red But then fell down on the floor She said "Why don't you make a little hole To try and break the seal?" I said "If you think I'll ruin a good plunger Come on now girl get real" I said there's nothing more I can do You'll have to go to A & E She said "I can't do that What will people think of me?" Then the tears began to flow Upset by this farce "I'm going to have to go through life With a plunger on my arse" I got some soap from off the sink Got a finger wet and slippy I ran it around the plungers edge By now she'd turned so lippy Naughty words filled the air My ears were burning hot Was I glad that I'd done it No Sir I was not Gently I moved the plunger Till the soap it did the trick The seal was broke and cheeks sprung free Released with a soapy click She turned around and took a look At her bottom in the glass In the middle of her peachy cheek Was a red circle on her a*s So the moral of this story Never stick a plunger on your bum It might feel like a fun thing to do But you'll only end up glum
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