Tooting During Nookie

Something I came up with sitting at a red light

                                                                TOOTING DURING NOOKIE

I tooted during nookie

Pumped while on the nest

I really tried to keep it in

I honestly tried my best

But it ruined our spot of love making

Put an end to all our ardor

Maybe I could have hidden it

If I'd clenched my arse cheeks harder