Joys of Pregnancy

Joys of Pregnancy

A Poem by George David Hope

                                                               JOYS OF PREGNANCY
I was asked to write a poem
About a mother and child to be
So i settled down with pen in hand
But nothing came to me
I know nothing about having babies
Only the beginning when you have your fun
The bit where you're hot, naked and sweaty
In her oven to leave a bun
I know nothing about cravings
Or heart burn that will never end
Stretch marks that appear
And it's impossible to bend
Swollen ankles and toilet trips
And b***s that get so big
The phase "Their for the baby"
And eating like a pig
No idea about butterflies
When you get a baby kick
Or morning rushes to the toilet
Because you feel so sick
So I cannot write a poem
About pregnancy and what to do
Because I am just a simple man
So I haven't got a clue

© 2018 George David Hope


Author's Note

George David Hope
A girl overheard a work colleague talking about my poems so bet me I couldn't come up with one about a pregnant woman (She was pregnant at the time). Within 15 minutes I had this in front of her

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Well for a man who says he doesn't know much about pregnancy (apart from them making of the babies) I think you have done a pretty good job here. It's a good job babies look so adorable once they are delivered, because otherwise perhaps women would consider the negatives too great a hurdle to climb. Enjoyed the read George. Very entertaining.

Chris

Posted 6 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Chris Shaw

6 Years Ago

Now you are pulling my leg, you gotta be !!!!!Are you a yarn spinner?
George David Hope

6 Years Ago

No honest.....we couldn't believe the stuff she came out with....When she came back off her honeymoo.. read more
Chris Shaw

6 Years Ago

It is hilarious. Poor bloke, hope he knew what she was like before he married her.



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This is brilliant! Since I've never had children & haven't been too much of a baby admirer in my long life, I feel like a man might, on this topic. So I can say that you've really hit the ball out of the park with this sassy gem. There's nothing like a dare to get the ole muse riled up! *wink! wink!* Fondly, Margie

Posted 6 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

George David Hope

6 Years Ago

Glad you enjoyed it...I was just reading a poem to a work colleague and she thought I'd got it from .. read more
Well for a man who says he doesn't know much about pregnancy (apart from them making of the babies) I think you have done a pretty good job here. It's a good job babies look so adorable once they are delivered, because otherwise perhaps women would consider the negatives too great a hurdle to climb. Enjoyed the read George. Very entertaining.

Chris

Posted 6 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Chris Shaw

6 Years Ago

Now you are pulling my leg, you gotta be !!!!!Are you a yarn spinner?
George David Hope

6 Years Ago

No honest.....we couldn't believe the stuff she came out with....When she came back off her honeymoo.. read more
Chris Shaw

6 Years Ago

It is hilarious. Poor bloke, hope he knew what she was like before he married her.
What is soooo wonderful And Relavent is that he is Trying to sense how Difficult an experience is, that he will Never have!

Posted 6 Years Ago


George David Hope

6 Years Ago

Glad you enjoyed it. Just thought back to what it was like for my ex when she was expecting our daug.. read more

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