Wrestling Grannies

                                                                      WRESTLING GRANNIES

You'd see them every Saturday

Sitting in the front row

All tooled up with handbags and brollies

For the weekly wrestling show

They sit there in their headscarfs

And Nora Batty tights

Screaming blue language

While watching all the fights

They just sit there waiting

For the heel to leave the ring

Then they all pounce in unison

Their weapons they do swing

McManus and Johnny Briggs

Even Haystacks too

How to fend off the old biddies

They haven't got a clue

When the final bell is rung

And they've had their wrestling fix

They all file out the arena

On Zimmer frames and sticks

Author's Note

Not sure if it's finished yet. Just thought I'd put it out there