Barry The Single Blue Tit

                                                               BARRY THE SINGLE BLUE TIT

Barry the blue tit made a nest

In his quest to find a mate

But no matter how hard he tried

He couldn't get a date

All the other blue tits

Had found their one true love

He could hear the sound of hatchings

From nests below and from above

He thought why bother

This shacking up is not for me

He flew down to Argos

For a plasma tv

He took down all the homely stuff

Put rude pictures on his walls

He had tit's all over the place

And didn't pick up his smalls

Then he bought a massive fridge

Filled it to the top

Until he couldn't fit no more

And then he had to stop

Then he called a tv firm

To see if they did Sky

They said there might be a problem

His nest was way too high

But anyway a man came out

With his box of tricks

After a few hours

Up a Sky box he did fit

So in his nest he sat and watched

Sports and movies every day

Glad no hen had called

Pleased they's stayed away

Then the news did get out

About a boxing match on tv

Between a starling and a blackbird

This he'd have to see

So he made the call to see the fight

It was on Sky pay per view

So he used his credit card

Excited his mind was blew

All the birds were talking 

About this special fight

Barry invited them all around

For a male birdie night

One by one they all declined

They had to babysit their chicks

So while they were hunting grubs

He got his fighting fix

Barry was really happy

In his blue tit bachelor pad

Eating pizza and watching Sky

While the hooked up birds went mad