Valentines Night

                                                                    VALENTINES NIGHT

Valentines was here

We'd been together for a year

I thought I'd make the effort

To show that I did care

I popped down to Marks and Sparks

For lobster and pink champagne

Boy i was really glad it was just once a year

Valentine's it was a pain

I went into a florists

For roses big and red

But when I saw the hiked up price

I nearly lost my head

I then popped into a clothing shop

For something made out of lace

Nothing too smutty

Just to put a smile upon my face

Shopping done home I did trot

To start my night of love

Hoping it was worth it

That my love to her I did prove

I made the meal and candles lit

I even had a shower

Barry White in the background

She'd be home within the hour

Then I saw an envelope

Could it be my Valentines card

But when I read the words she'd wrote

It really hit me hard

She said she was sorry

It was her it wasn't me

Tears filled up my little eyes

Till I hardly couldn't see

She said she'd met another

My head was in a whirl

And what made it worse

She'd left me for a girl

I thought to myself now don't be mad

You can still make the night a hit

At least you have a lovely meal

And the undies they might fit