Epic Battle With A Spider

                                                              EPIC BATTLE WITH A SPIDER

I was in my bathroom

Doing what you do

When I glanced into the bathtub

A something hairy came into view

It had 8 legs and 6 big eyes

And it looked rather mean

I wondered why it was in my bath

Maybe to get itself so clean

So I decided I would help

Use a glass to get him free

But he had other plans

He would play with me

I scraped the glass around the tub

But he did his best to run

I was getting all worked up

While he did have his fun

Finally I did catch him

But he just held on to the glass

He didn't want to come out

He was aright pain in the a*s

When he managed to lose his grip

He then tried to flee

But it had turned into a vendetta

Between him and me

The hunt went on for quite a while

The bathroom a total mess

I had sweat dripping from my brow

I really was in distress

I managed to get him cornered

But he then ran up my arm

I shouted "I only want to help you

Not to cause you any harm"

He looked at me so angry

This David and Goliath battle he would win

He took a bite at my flesh

And sunk his fangs right in

I wasn't a beaten man yet

There was only one thing left to do

So I did the only thing I could

I squashed him with my shoe