Love Your Loo

A Poem by George David Hope

LOVE YOUR LOO

It sits in the smallest room

Made of porcelain nice and white

It's the thing you go and use

If you need a wee wee through the night

So many bottoms it has seen

Some big and others small

It the household object you use

To answer natures call

Some have a little dolly

On the cistern to hide the roll

And at it's side a toilet brush

You can use to clean the bowl

Some have a little handle

Others have a button you must push

To get rid off all your poop

You give a mighty flush

Some have quilted toilet roll

So you can clean your bum

Others have stuff like sand paper

To make you feel so glum

It does a job that you're glad

That you don't have to do

So remember the next time you pay a visit

Be sure to love your loo

© 2018 George David Hope

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barleygirl

To me, the most important aspect of a writer’s overall talent is the ability to get into & express a wild variety of viewpoints – and especially, to be thinking of such imaginative viewpoints as the one you present here! Your rhyme & rhythm are playfully well done for such an outlandish message. You come up with so many crazy details to include, I’m amazed at anyone who has such a strong sense of observation for the world around him/her! (((HUGS))) Fondly, Margie