Brexit

A poem about Brexit...a little naughty words in it too..but not too bad

                                                                             BREXIT

If like me you've had enough

Of the EU and Brexit

No matter what we try to do

That foreign bloke just wrecks it

We don't need the froggies

Krauts or eyeties

We might be just a tiny country

But don't be put off by our size

We have a top class labour force

The best in all the world

All backed up with bulldog spirit

When s**t at us is hurled

Forget about the single market

It really is a farce

There are other countries we can trade with

So Brussels can kiss our arse

As for global laws and immigrants

Concern's for human rights

Just for once put Britain first

Don't be concerned with all these fights

As for the MP's

Who said we must remain

Only scared in case their expenses drop

Of that it purely plain

Scared to lose their titles

No longer an MEP

With their wages they're on a damn good screw

What have they ever done for me

Just tell them that we're leaving

Say adios, farewell, goodbye

They say they don't need us

But watch the buggers cry

No more pay to foreign aid

Their contributions will all sky rocket

We can cure our NHS

With the extra money in our pocket

So come on Teresa May

Tell Europe to suck our dicks

No longer to be held hostage

By this bunch of foreign pricks

Author's Note

Sorry for the naughty words but I've been told to be a bit more hardcore