A Big Mistake

                                                                           A BIG MISTAKE

One crisp winters morning

I took my dog out for a walk

He really needed a wee wee

It's just like he could talk

Throwing a stick and a ball

We were happy as we did play

Then from out of some bushes

A westie came our way

I could hear a woman's voice

Screaming frantically for her hound

Smiling when she saw it

Happy it was found

"Jasper you are a naughty dog

Now don't do that again

I'm sorry about my pooch

He really is a pain"

This woman was a stunner

Late 20's I would guess

All wrapped in a leather coat

And a lovely flowered dress

I couldn't help but notice

The dress was rather thin

Underneath was a lacy bra

There was more out than was in

Her legs went on forever

All toned from trips to the gym

I couldn't help but envy her hubby

Lucky lucky him

She said her name was Natalie

So I did tell her mine

While our dogs sniffed each others butts

We seemed to get on fine

She then asked a funny question

One you hear only in a dream

She asked if I was good in the bedroom

I could hardly hold back a scream

"Well yes I must say I am

I've never had one complaint

I think I know what I'm, doing"

She then went shy and quaint

"If you have time please say you do

Could you pop along to mine

I can show you to my bedroom"

I thought "You lucky swine"

"You see I have a problem

My hubby can't get it up"

I looked at my dog all excited

We were both a happy pup

"I'll just take my doggy home

Give me your address and I'll be right round"

I rushed her home by her leash

Her paws didn't touch the ground

I rushed up stairs to smarten up

Well for a girl like her you must

Hoping soon to be playing

With her ample bust

I brushed my chin and shaved my teeth

Boy I was a nervous wreck

I hoped my wife didn't find out

She'd be sure to wring my neck

I put the address in my sat nav

Soon turned up outside her house

I drove like a boy racer

My fire eager to douse

As I got out I spied her

At a bedroom window she did stand

"Come on up it's open"

This day had turned out better that I had planned

My heart was beating in my chest

Looking forwards to some action

Getting down with someone half my age

I could end up in traction

I rushed upstairs undoing my belt

My pants falling to my knees

I burst in all horny

This woman I was eager to please

Into her arms I darted

But she pushed me away

She looked all shocked and puzzled

"What is it I did say?"

"Just what do you think you're doing?
What kind of a man are you?"
I stood there in my boxers

I didn't have a clue

"I thought this is what you wanted

You were so eager on the field

You said you wanted me to get it up

Why now put up a shield?"

Then she started laughing

"I meant some DIY"

She pointed at some flat pack boxes

And I began to cry