On A Promise

                                                                     ON A PROMISE

When I awoke this morning

My girlfriend turned to me

Do you want a night of passion

Well obviously I did agree

All day long I watched the clock

But it only moved more slow

I couldn't wait till 5pm

When it was time for me to go

She phoned me every hour

Saying what was planned for me

All her mucky phone calls

Filled me with such glee

She squeezed my bum when I got home

She said that's just a starter

Lifted up her leather skirt

Revealed to me a garter

She went upstairs to have a bath

Came back in something quite revealing

I popped the cork and poured the wine

And made signs towards the ceiling

We sat and ate some oysters

Food for lovers the fish monger had said

When we had finished the plate

We headed straight for bed

I quickly undressed to my leopard thong

Hoping her promise she would keep

She turned and kissed me on the nose

And then she fell asleep