My Girlfriend Wants Nookie

                                                            MY GIRLFRIEND WANTS NOOKIE

My girlfriend she wants nookie

I can see it in her face

She's standing there all grinning

In something made of lace

A peephole bra and crotchless knicks

She really is a site

She should wear it at halloween

To give the kids a fright

She said she'd made a romantic meal

That's what I heard her boast

I sat down all excited

Then brought me beans on toast

With her scented oils and candles

She'd went and had a bath

But when she stood there naked

All I could do was hide and laugh

She said I could do anything

Like rub whipped cream upon her belly

So I promptly tied her to the bed

And went to watch the telly

Reviews

[Richard M]

Very entertaining George, the poem .... and the scene conjured up! Laughing here, Well done!