Never Fart In A Cupboard

                                                                NEVER FART IN A CUPBOARD

Never fart in a cupboard

Because they are so small

The walls they make it echo

So you can hear it down the hall

Never fart in a cupboard

It's a tiny little room

People who might walk by

Might think it's a sonic boom

Never fart in a cupboard

If you're the only one in there

Being in such a confined space

Could burn off your hair

Never fart in a cupboard

You'd have to hang your head in shame

Being the only one in there

You've only yourself to blame

Never fart in a cupboard

If you have a pain in your belly

The stench could be so bad

It would turn your knees to jelly

Never fart in a cupboard

It really could be scary

The best thing that you could do

Is take in with you a canary

Author's Note

One of my earlier poems so you can see what kind of a dark place I was in