A Certain Little BookA Poem by George David Hope
A CERTAIN LITTLE BOOK
All the girls went crazy For a certain little book But it didn't have no pictures So it wasn't worth a look You know the one I'm on about It's 50 Shades of Grey Gone are the good old days Of having tumbles in the hay Now ii's all about spanking Being tied up on a bed It's interesting to find out What fills a woman's head I bet if you said let's try it She give an awkward smile Until you pulled out handcuffs And then she'd run a mile You might find one who's brave enough To say "I'd fancy that Please smack me on my bum With a table tennis bat" They'd pop along to ASDA For their weekly shopping trip But they wouldn't come out with groceries They'd come out with a whip She wants to go to B & Q To get some tape and some rope She wants to tie me to the bed But she hasn't got a hope No I've never even read the book Or even have it on my shelf I think if my girlfriend saw it It might affect my health
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Added on July 15, 2018 Last Updated on July 16, 2018 Author
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