I don't know why I did it

                                                              I DON'T KNOW WHY I DID IT

I don't know why i did it

She drove me to the edge

I took my ex on a cliff top walk

Then pushed her off the ledge

I could have called an ambulance

Or at least asked some one for help

But I got a lovely feeling

When I heard her scream and yelp

I watched her bounce as she did drop

Her bones all snapped and broke

I really couldn't help but laugh

Like it was the worlds best joke

As she lay on her back

All crumpled in the sand

Her face gone beyond recognition

I really did feel grand

But than a feeling of regret

Suddenly began to swell

Why couldn't your mother have been here too

I could have push her as well