Saying Goodbye to the Mother-In-Law

                                                             SAYING GOODBYE TO THE MOTHER IN LAW

Sitting in the crematorium

Waiting for it to start

I hope they've had the sense

To put a stake right through your heart

Sitting in the crematorium

Looking at your wooden box

I wish I'd had the honour

To fasten all the locks

Sitting in the crematorium

Feeling all hail and hearty

Once you begin to roast

I'm going to have a party

Sitting in the crematorium

Waiting for you to meet your god

I hope he stokes up the fire

I never liked you, you sod