The Ugly Dunkling of Compton

A Story by Gangsta_Storyz

A ghetto duck discovers what it's like to be a real thug on the streets of Compton.

A lil ducklin was straight-up fucked up cuz tha pimpin' muthafucka thought da thug was tha ugliest amongst all his brothers n' sisters. They would not f**k wit his a*s n' teased tha skanky skanky duckling. One day, da perved-out muthafucka saw his bangin reflection up in tha gin n juice n' cried, "No Muthafucka likes mah dirty a*s. I be so skanky." Dude decided ta leave home n' went far away tha f**k into tha woods.

Deep up in tha forest, da perved-out muthafucka saw a cold-a*s lil cottage up in which there lived a oldschool biatch, her hen, n' her cat. Da ducklin stayed wit dem fo' some time but da thug was unaiiight there n' soon left. When winter set up in tha skanky ducklin almost froze ta dirtnap fo' realz. A peasant took his a*s home ta his hoe n' lil' thugs. Da skanky ducklin was terrified of tha lil pimps n' escaped. Y'all KNOW dat s**t, muthafucka! Da skanky ducklin dropped tha winter up in a marshy pond.

Finally, sprang arrived. Y'all KNOW dat s**t, muthafucka! One day, tha ducklin saw a funky-a*s dope swan swimmin up in tha pond n' fell tha f**k up in ludd wit her n' s**t. But then he remembered how tha f**k mah playas made funk of his a*s n' his thugged-out lil' punk-a*s bent his head down up in shame. When da perved-out muthafucka saw his own reflection up in tha gin n juice da thug was astonished. Y'all KNOW dat s**t, muthafucka! Dude was not a skanky ducklin no mo' yo, but a thugged-out lil' swan! Now, he knew why dat schmoooove muthafucka had looked so different from his brothers n' sisters. "They was ducklings but I was a funky-a*s baby swan!" da perved-out muthafucka holla'd ta his dirty a*s.

Dude hooked up tha dope swan n' lived happily eva after.