Pearls Before Swine

This poem is a silly one written by a lunatic.

 

Is it pearls before swine,

or is it pearls before some wine?

I am feeling a bit lunie tonight!

Is it pearls strung on twine,

or is it pearls while we dine?

I am feeling a bit lunie tonight!

Is it pearls grow on pine,

or is it pearls in a line?

I am feeling a bit lunie tonight!

She has pearls on her fingers,

and pearls on her toes,

and she's making me lunie tonight!