Grandma! You're A Freak!

It's not an insult! I think?

Everything can be written in such a way so to avoid the censors! Of course, any obsenity must be left completely out to sneak by those rascals with AI!

My grandkids started coming at an early age! I didn't think about having kids. Just having fun!

Well, when you have fun, a likely result is kids!

Then they have kids, usually too early! Next thing ya know, you have a sixpack! Of grandkids!

In the early days, there was more discipline as far as self discipline goes. I knew I needed to keep a tight ship for the "small ones". Little kids need to see there is order and not chaos.

But whenever the posse started coming of age, I started letting loose!

The furniture wasn't dusted every single day!

Thankfully, when the first ones started coming, they were away at college at Appalachia State, a long ways away from me!

But, one day, I got hankering to see the first grandchild and I just packed a few things and headed to the mountains!

It was a long, long drive!

I was intending to surprise my son and his girlfriend but I got so lost in that college town I had to call,

"I'm lost! Can you help me?" I begged.

My kid sounded like he had aged ten years in just the couple years he'd been gone,

"Ma! What are you doing? Where are you?"

I explained the surroundings and my son said, "You are right in front of our apartment! Stay there! I'll be there in a few seconds!"

I saw him when he walked out of some buildings I thought were storage but when we got over there, he drove, I could see there were rows of white cinder block apartments.

"We are upstairs. Can you make it?"

Author's Note

I like to get my ideas lined up.