TOYING WITH YOU

       
   

        First ears:
            I would like two.
                One either side,
                    I'm not a cubist.
        Eyes:
            the same as mine
                Though others have their charm,
            and all if spied
                reveal a soul's design.
        A nose:
            but often that's the problem part
                (there are so many),
        Lips: both full and fine,
            to make a smiling face
                to move my heart.
        How many of us are consumed,
            obsessed, with other,
                secret parts,
                    and private glands
                        and drool at genitalia,
                            butt, or breast?
        Yet having all the pieces
            in your hands
                and none of them impaired.
                    the real trick?
        To find that
            not yet rotten spud to stick.





 

Author's Note

NOTE: MR. POTATOHEAD by PLAYSKOOL ® now includes a plastic potato, which says something, doesn't it?

Reviews

[EverleafOwl]

*last...spelling error!

[EverleafOwl]

Ahahahaha, this made my laugh! Very nice! Thought of Toy Story! Laat lines are great, too! Brilliant take on a toy! XD