Pretty Ladies

All my cable services were out yesterday and I got bored.

Pretty Ladies-

I love them all.

Big and little,

Short and tall.

 

Blonde, brunette,

or hair of red,

Any shade

upon their heads.

 

I love them young,

I like them older.

Breasts like eggs,

Grapefruit or boulders.

 

I like short hair

and I like it long.

Fully dressed or

in a thong.

 

Eyes of brown,

blue, green or gray.

Any ethnic

type's ok.

 

I like 'em dumb

but I love 'em smart

with a soft

and kindly heart.

 

I like 'em open,

I love 'em honest,

of those who are

both I am fondest.

 

I love'em tame

and I love 'em wild.

With downcast eyes

or great big smile.

 

I love 'em all

and that's a shame,

'cause t'ward me they

don't feel the same.

Reviews

[Kasey Klein]

Technically, I love your use of words, the rhythm and rhyme is wonderful. (ok is spelled OK) This is simply a delightful little ditty.

Love the message. I've said of myself: "I've been sick in love with women since I was a child."

Great twist at the end.

[Fantasyfairy]

Love this poem. Really cute, shame about the ending though hun, I'm sure not all women don't feel the same. I like you hun. XX

I loved this poem! Just good, honest and humorous!
I love them young,

I like them older.

Breasts like eggs,

Grapefruit or boulders..
That is my favorite stanza! I laughed out loud. So cute!

[*~Imperfectly Me~*]

Awwwwwwwwwww........... now i want to cry..... Ladies probably feel the same but are just to shy to admit it!!! I love how you switched between love 'em and like 'em.... Great job!

[Heather]

I really enjoyed this poem! It's a little sad twist at the end, but I enjoy how the love of all kinds of women is expressed with no judgement. It's very sweet and endearing. Great poem!

[Jester]

A very fun poem and an enjoyable read. It's very well written and lighthearted, and an excellent source of amusement.

[C. Tompkins]

Funny and light-hearted. Like a page from Dr. Seuss's book of unrequited love poems.

[O!]

HAHAHAHAHHAHA...........i actually laughed out loud in the end......and lauged out loud at a 'joke' after a long time......
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twas fun........and u and ur ladies!! hahahah

x,
O!

[V. K. Harris]

LOL, you made my day, well written my friend, I as well love em all.

[An Ordinary Woman]

"Pretty Ladies" is a delightful poem, I laughed out loud more than once while reading this ...

I love them young,

I like them older.

Breasts like eggs,

Grapefruit or boulders... this was my favorite stanza, LOL

A very fun poem!