Mr. Oblivious & Misses Smitten.

It's cute.

Misses Smitten says,
Why, hello there, Mr. Oblivious.
How long have you been standing there?
Almost half a year?
Oh me, oh my..
I haven't realized until about four months ago.
Will you stand there forever?
Just for me?
Aw, why not?

Mr. Oblivious says,
Hey, Misses Smitten.
I've been just standing here.
Yep, almost half a year.
Yeah, I know, pretty shocking..
Oh really? Wow!
Forever.. ? Wha?
Why do you want me to stand here forever? I can't.
I can't, because I have to go.
Where?
I have to go home, work, school, sleep..

Misses Smitten says,
Why are you leaving me?
How come you won't stay here with me, forever & ever?

Mr. Oblivious says,
I'm not leaving you.
I'll be back tomorrow, I promise.

Misses Smitten says,
You promise you'll be here?

Mr. Oblivious says,
Yes, I promise.

Misses Smitten says,
& you'll stand right there by me every day forever??

Mr. Oblivious says,
*laughs* Yeah, I'll be here forever.

Misses Smitten says,
Promise.. ?

Mr. Oblivious says,
Yes, I promise.

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[F. Nazarov]

It's a lie.
He's not gonna stand there
because he's Mr. Oblivious.