Wicked Wonka and The Chud Factory

A collaboration write by Sean M.Adams and Fran Marie

Oompa Loompa
Doompadee Do
I got another
Demented story for you
Oompa Loompa
Doompadah Dee
Inside this evil factory
Some things you can’t see

Feeding your kids poisoned chocolate
Till throwing up blood and guts
Burning your insides out
With my acid roasted peanuts
Soon I’ll cook your kids in with my candy
When they look all bloated and fat
Never trust a man with a Skelton cane
And a tall scary looking hat

Just to let you know
Greedy old Augustus Gloop really did die
Chopped right up and made into lots of
Chocolate crème bloody cherry looking pies
Violet Beauregarde blew up like a blueberry
With her tiny putrid tiny head on top
Watch the bluish red juice squirt out
As Wicked Willy sticks in the pin
To watch her explode and go pop

Oompa Loompa
Doompadee Do
I got another
Killer lesson for you
Oompa Loompa
Doompadah Dee
Murdering bratty kids
Is as fun as can be

Razor blades in the chewy candy
To cut into your throat
Kids never return from a creepy journey
On Wicked Willy’s nightmare hallucinogen boat
The Oompa Loompas are scary
Working right in with Wonka’s murderous scheme
If your get a bloody golden ticket
His chocolate filled nightmares will invade your dreams
..........................................................................
Oompa Loompa
 Doompadee die
this tale we tell
will put a tear in your eye
Oompa Loompa
Doompadee do
you see we're still not through
we got more dark chocolate for you
 
Hope your anxious to take the tour
cause wicked Willy has so much more
Tricks and Treats of the human kind
fresh ground- up bones to blow your mind
chocolate covered worms that will make you quiver
sprinkled in blood made from Wonka's wobblely liver
jelly beans of the finest belly and blobblely spleens
you know,that special filling
trimmed with gutty- guts and splatter blood nutty-nuts
such a treasure of tasty treats to eat and oh so thrilling!
 
Shame what happened to Veruca
tsk,tsk, she was such a bad egg
Stinking of sulfer and rotten to the bone
we had to send her to the dead zone
she was a demon-child we gutted her insides out you know
peeled her skin with a sharp knife to make rank deviled eggs
the texture had to be just so
with chocolate mayo and chopped-up legs
no paprika, oh. no, it had to be topped off in bood you see
Willy's die for ingredients are in this secret recipe  
 
Oompa Loompa
Doompadee da
join in the fun
don't cry for your ma
Oompa Loompa
Doompadee do
be careful what you wish for
it might just come true

How about some laffy-taffy pulled real tight
blood-cherry red from the skin of TV Mike
Ha, that was his fate, he wished to be among TV stars
then got transported to the planet  Mars
Mars barred him from their place
sent him via satellite back to earth
without skin he looked such a skully-wolley fright
willy put him through the chocolate grinder
and made splicy-mikeyway liverwurst
 

Lets not forget about Charlie
We all know he was poor
But we never really revealed the dark secret
His family were blood thirsty carnivores
Wicked Willy thought his lucky survivor
Could help mastermind his crooked candyland place
Charlie rather kill and eat him taking in his soul
Adding on his mantel another trophy Wonka's creepy face

Inside this chocolate factory of death
Charlie takes over adding more misery and pain
His cannibal family help out mixing body parts with toffee
His new recipes are grotesque and completely insane
Singing corpse like dolls welcome you into the gate
Leading up to the candy coated door is a frightful surprise
Charlie's adding more yummy victims to hungry kids
A serial killer looking like an innocent kid is a perfect disguise

Oompa Loompa
Doompadee Dell
Eating too much chocolate
Can lead you into candy like hell
Oompa Loompa
Doompadah dead
Charlie really wants
To take a bite of your head.....

 

Author's Note

Thanks, Sean, for another collaboration piece / you make writing Fun!

Reviews

[Sheila Kline]

I don't think it can get any more demented....smiles
And I thought Sean's Alice in Wonderland was the mother load...WRONG!
You two have done a fantastic job of taking a "rather, somewhat" normal story and turning it into a nightmare on Candy Cane Lane....oooops. Chocolate City.....ooops, somewhere with candy!
GREAT, GREAT, GREAT!!

[The Rock And Roll Cowbo..]

Oh Fran you are off the charts with the twisted tribute to the classic story, I got to say you have to wonder bout a guy so private, oh so witty and wickedly charming of a write.

[deeps]

This is just amazing here
Such wicked fun write
I like this you two, it's amazing

[Sean M. Addams]

this was a very bloody fun delicious write and you helped make it more dark and demented ... what more could you want out of a classic kids movie and book but to turn into nightmare .. you defintley helped me make this a tale no one will forget ;) ... thanks this really turned out great !!!

[Cassandra D.]

omg that is some crazy poem I've ever read! (in a good way)
this was very interesting, yet, WOW!
I feel like i can't trust Willy any more...heck, I never trusted him...lol!
Nice work!