Choking: A Limerick

There once was a man from New York

About to eat a dinner of pork

He sipped at his wine--

Choked exactly at nine--

And was buried beneath the wine's cork.

 

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Winner

Apr 27, 2009

• Limerick Contest.
• Choking: A Limerick

Author's Note

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Reviews

[Frances O'Neill]

Titter! Titter! Titter!

[FocusedAmnesia]

Flows very nicely. Great read. I read it aloud to my friend, and she started laughing.

[Jenthura]

abso hilar, loved the sharp format.

[deeps]

This is wonderful.
You have talent.
It's a wonderful Limerick.

[Salvatore Buttaci]

Congratulations on winning the limerick contest!

[John Stussy]

Grisly, but the limmerick style makes it quite humorous. Good job, I personally suck at formatted poetry.