Yankee

Yankee Doodle Dandee went to town riding on a pony,
I Hit a baseball with a bat like a yankee,
drink a beer with a yankee,
dress like a yankee,
talk like a yankee,
even live like a yankee,
go to jail like a yankee,
do shopping with a yankee,
bathe and bush my teeth like a yankee,
bowl with thousands of yankees,
cut my grass like a yankee,
read in bed like a yankee,
Finish high school with yankees,
stuck a feather in my hat and call it mac and cheese,
took my dog to the vet like a yankee,
hell even slept like a yankee.