Court of Miracles

Well, this one is "Court of Miracles" from Hunchback of Notre Dame... I was in a Disney mood. Anyway, there are multiple people here, so I'll tell you who's speaking. Please ignore anything that really wouldn't make since in the show/manga.

Sasuke:

Is this the Court of Miracles?

 

Itachi:

Off hand, I'd say it's the Court of Ankle Deep Sewage. Must be the old catacombs. -chuckles- Makes you wish you got out more often, huh, Sasuke?

 

Sasuke:

Not really. I just want to bring this warning to Serephine and get the hell out of here without any trouble.

 

Itachi:

Speaking of trouble, we should have run into some by now

 

Sasuke:

What do you mean?

 

Itachi:

You know, a guard or a booby trap... or an ambush

 

Minyonka Zoboashi:

Well, well, what have we here?

 

Ichirou (random person):

Trespassers!

 

Raidon (another random person):

Spies!

 

Itachi:

We're not spies!

 

Sasuke:

You have to listen to-

 

Minyonka:

Don't interrupt me. You're very clever to have found our hideaway. Unfortunately, you won't live to tell the tale.

 

Maybe you've heard  of a terrible place

Where the scoundrels of Suna

Collect in their lair

 

Maybe you've heard of that mythical place

Called the Court of Miracles

Hello, you're there!

 

Minyonka's followers:

Where the lame can walk

And the blind can see

 

Minyonka:

But the dead don't talk

So you won't be around

To reveal what you've found

 

We have a method for spies and intruders

Rather like hornets protecting their hive

Here in the Court of Miracles

Where it's a miracle if you get out alive

 

Gather around everybody. There's good noose tonight. A double-header. A couple of Tobi's spies.

 

Followers:

BOO!

 

Minyonka:

But not just any spies. We have is captain of the guard and his newest, feeblest henchman

 

Justice is swift in the court of miracles

I am the lawers and judge, all in one

We like to get the trial over with quickly

Because it's the sentence that's really the fun

 

Any last words?

 

Itachi and Sasuke:

-muffled yelling-

 

Minyonka:

That's what they all say

 

Now that we've seen all the evidence

 

Shizu (Minyonka's friend):

Wait! I object!

 

Minyonka:

Overruled!

 

Shizu:

I object!

 

Minyonka:

Quiet! -hits Shizu on the head-

 

Shizu:

Dang!

 

Minyonka:

We find you totally innocent

Which is the worst crime of all

So you're going to hang!

 

Serephine (Minyonka's friend):

STOP!

Author's Note

Yeah... I was bored when I did this... and possibly on a sugar high. I don't really remember. Either way, this was just something random I made for no real reason. I wrote a little mini-story to go along with this, but I doubt I'll ever publish it. As you can see, I didn't edit much here... maybe a word, but I thought this would be good for laughs, so that's why I put it up. Hope you thought it was funny.

Oh, and in the mini-story, Minyonka was just trying to scare Itachi and Sasuke. She wasn't going to actually hang them.