Stupid Ex Boyfriends:An Acrostic.

A nice little acrostic poem about my friend's ex boyfriend. We made it up on IM. So I'd like you girls to know that if you come across a Matthew Pruitt, do something better with your time :)

M=makes you want to puke

A=Allred gives it to him in the bum

T=Takes pickles and has fun with them.

T=technical pedo.

H=Hell, like where he belongs.

E=EWWWWWWWW

W=Why the f**k didn't his mother have an abortion?

P=Piss in a boot. (idk wtf to put xD)

R=Rats shall eat his face off one day

U=Probably related to the Unibomber

I='it' is probably smaller than a tic tac

T=Lets take a s**t on his face!!!

T=I ran out of s**t to say about fuckface.

Author's Note

Thank you, and goodnight :)