Sexual Metaphysics 101 or Fighting the Future.A Chapter by FictariVan Gag and Annie try to bargain for their freedom by taking the religious bounty hunters who captured them to a tantric sex lounge called Aphrodite and The World Tree.The Tantric sex lounge was nestled in a
little corner that seemed to defy conventional sight. Somehow the architects
had designed the building to only be visible from a certain angle, which
narrowed down the clientele to those who decided to look at the word in a
metaphysical way. Only those who looked beyond the thin veil of typical reality
could see the place. The words “Aphrodite and the World Tree” were elegantly
scrawled across the top in a strange fusion of bright pink neon and rich oak
wood. Upon further inspection, one could see that modern architecture existed
in symbiosis with natural earthen architecture that looked like something a
Hobbit or a Keebler elf would call home. A hint of Gaelic and surrealist
architecture crawled in from the fringes of perception to sensually stroke the
senses. It was perhaps the most pleasant place the three bounty hunters and
Annie had ever seen; warm and inviting as well as natural but modern.
Architectural diversity unlike any that the four had ever seen before. For the
first time, the programmed nervous response to “loose sexuality” melted away as
they realized that this wasn’t simply irrelevant sexual congress. There was
something infinitely more about this place. This all happened in the space of
about three seconds which seemed to last for an eternity. While the others were
having loving optical intercourse with the building, Van Gag was pulling out a
couple of Drachmas from a pouch. Rays of cloudshine reflected grey off of gold,
creating some kind of freak mutant color that in its queerness was immensely
beautiful. An array of color reflections from the coins flashed across the eyes
of those transfixed to the tantric sex lounge; jarring them smoothly from their
trance. Shaking their heads, half embarrassed they had gotten so transfixed,
they walked past Van Gag into the lounge. The inside of the lounge was as
paradoxical architecturally as the outside had been. Natural wooden walls and
great wood-woven ceilings contrasted perfectly with the soft red carpet adorning
the floor like luscious bloody lava. Great scarlet couches and beds adorned
with gold trim were scattered like sleeping tigers amongst the comfortable
space of the lounge. Upon these beds were two or more people having slow,
intricate sexual intercourse; bodies firmly pressed together but minds
somewhere far away. Only three people in the building besides the new arrivals
were not having sex: a voluptuous bartender mixing herbal drinks, a large
dark-skinned man who safeguarded those engaging in divine intercourse as he
walked neutrally among the rows, and a stocky doorman who, if the golden spear
was any indication, doubled as a secondary guardian. The doorman (or woman; it
was so very difficult to tell its gender) politely stopped them and asked for ID’s.
As the others stood baffled by the scene, Van Gag pulled out a membership pass
and handed that as well as the drachmas to it. The doorbeing nodded consent
without a sound and gestured for them all to come in and go to the bar. They all sat down at the bar with
nary a sound. However it seemed the bartender didn’t need sound to hear them,
as she spun around from a large rack covered in herbs and flowers of various
types. She calmly squeezed what appeared to be dew drops into a large green
glass bottle, and then spoke to them. “State your faith and we’ll mix ya a brew
to fit your divine desires.” “Ever the saleswoman Baba Yaga”
chuckled Van Gag, which was followed by a gesture to a large purple bottle very
high up. “Wait…isn’t Baba Yaga a witch in
Slavic mythology that eats children?” nervously asked Annie as she
unconsciously backed away ever so slightly. “A crock a’ s**t made up by some
piss-poor warlocks who were pissed I could do magic better than ‘em. Filthy
b******s, the lot of ‘em.” Silence pervaded for the briefest of
moments until Baba Yaga popped the big question: “What’s your faith?” No one dared to go first, so Baba
lithely grabbed the purple bottle off of the top shelf and handed it to Van
Gag. As soon as she pointed towards what appeared to be a long purple couch
inhabited by a large transvestite and a small gnome-looking woman, the large
Native American man spoke: “I follow a religion which branches
off but follows the ways of the Iroquois.” “Sounds great to me honey” said the
witch as she pointed at a silken couch that was at once modern while paying
homage to the designs of the Native Americans. Wooden bison’s sprouted from
both ends. As the Native American man left for
the couch, the Irishman meekly stepped forward and told Baba of what he’d
always been embarrassed to tell: He believed in the folklore of faeries.
Smiling in a good natured way, she pointed him towards a couch that seemed to
be weaved out of beautiful flowers adorned in dew drops. The Aboriginal man finally stepped forward
and confidently proclaimed his beliefs in the Dreamtime and other sacred
aboriginal beliefs. Smiling even wider than before at the realization that this
man was not meek for approaching last, but patient, Baba pointed at a couch
that appeared to be made out of dark rock. As he sat down upon it and stripped
naked as the others were, the Aboriginal man felt the lusciously soft silk of
the couch caress his skin. Annie stood in indecision. She had
often been unsure of what she believed. She had been a Deist, a Roman Catholic
in her early childhood, an Atheist, and even a Scientologist for one summer in
college when she was writing a term paper about them. Now she had no damn idea
what to do. Noticing, Van Gag smiled kindly over
at her and gestured for her to come over to the couch he occupied. At first she
was shocked by his sexual advances until she quickly realized that that wasn’t
what he was after. It was merely a suspicion that his intentions were not
sexual until he said: “It’ll be easier to show you about the Dada than it will
be to tell you.” Without a second’s hesitation she
came to him and nestled down into the couch alongside him, the gnome-woman, and
the large transvestite who turned out to be a hermaphrodite with small goat-like
horns atop her head. Baba came around to all of the
couches and offered them a bottle each for them to drink. All of those
concerned in this chapter looked at it suspiciously except for Van Gag. With
some level of hesitation, they each drank from their respective bottles. Quickly but calmly they took off
their public skins to reveal themselves as they were. As the Dada couch slowly
began to writhe with slow sexual movements for their gods, the bounty hunters
watched as at between two and four other people joined them at their respective
couches. Flesh swam against flesh, souls against souls, and dreams against
dreams. The shoddy veil of reality fell away to beautiful natural landscapes
unique to each person. Birdsong intermixed with the sensual gusts of wind that
rustled against rock and grass alike. Blue seeped in through the ceiling until
it had split it apart like a fragile cracker that had been sentenced to a
watery tomb. Some heard the harmonious songs of the gods while others heard the
lyrical recitations of faeries. The earth hummed an ancient tune as they all
slid further and further into each other’s flesh, and thus their individually
unique worlds. Even as they felt lips and fingers and sexual organs upon
themselves and others, they lost their sense of the world around. Soon there
was no sex, only a platonic intimacy with their gods.
The Native American man awoke naked as
the light of calm flames sensually stroked his body. He slowly sat up and gazed
up at the thunderous sky. Twisting in intricate and unfathomable shapes across
the sky were enormous Thunderbirds which cried out in synchronization with the
lightning. The furious bolts of light struck down against a grassland overrun
with bison migrating endlessly. Curiously, the lightning never struck the bison
nor did it ever alight the grass beneath their hooves with fire. This curiosity
was not ignored at all by the Native American man, who simultaneously realized
that he was on a beautiful rock formation that was common to the eastern “Welcome to the end of our world that
never truly ends.” The Native American man wheeled around
in surprise and came face to face with an enormous Bison-man that seemed to be
the natural descendent of the Minotaur. In the Bison-man’s grip was a curled
staff of wood that was intricately shaped as nature sprouting from the mouth of
nature in a continuous style. This chain started from the base of the staff to
its curved top. Across the Bison-Man’s
shoulders lay a shawl like blanket that kept the Bison-man’s shoulders and
chest warm. The Native American man stood in
wonderment as he gazed across the grasslands and at the Bison-man in front of
him. “Where am I?” The Bison-man laughed humorlessly. “You
are at the metaphysical plane of reality that is physical symbolism. This
grassland is the world and the bison our dwindling kin who believe in the old
gods. The bison roam safe from the lightning of those who try to smite our
faith until they die, and then the lightning strikes them, turning them into a
funeral pyre that slowly burns away to a shade-memory.” As soon as the Bison-man mentioned the
shade-memories, the Native American man noticed barely visible shades running
across the grasslands. They were truly beautiful creatures in life and death. “The Thunderbirds are those who command
the lightning to strike us, and yet they can never strike us down until we are
dead, and cannot protest in the physical world.” The Native American man smiled as a
simple memory flashed across his mind. The Bison-man noticed, and asked “Why do
you smile?” “Since I was a child in the United
States, I have used the name Bobby Hudson, which was cursed upon me by the nuns
at the Catholic “school” we Native American kids were forced to go to on the
reservation. I never wanted it, but they violently beat it into me. They beat
my identity into paralysis and substituted their s**t in for what I believed.
The only way I’ve been able to hang on to my identity was to hold true to the
ways of my ancestors.” He smiled again widely as true happiness
illuminated his face. “Being here, in this metaphysical grassland of gods and
symbolism, I have remembered my birth name that was beaten from my memories by
the hands and sticks of the nuns. Bobby Hudson stared up at the sky with a smile
as his name-curse fell to its death from his mind at the same time as the
Thunderbirds cried in agony. “My name is Bison Never-Struck”. The Irishman awoke naked in a wondrous
field of poppies. The forest surrounding the glade of poppies seemed to hum
with the joyous songs of the flowers. As the man returned to his feet, a small
maiden adorned in a skirt of leaves and nothing else came slyly from behind the
trees like a gust of wind birthed from the trees themselves. Laughing
sensually, she placed a crown of woven flowers atop his head and stroked the
side of his face. He moved his lips towards hers until his lips came into solid
contact with a sappy tree. Trying to lick sap off his lips, he stumbled back
and uttered a nonsensical curse before dropping on his arse. The faerie maiden
sat atop a tree, dangling her leg sensually, and laughed at her harmless
mischief. Something about her mischief did not aggravate him, but merely
compelled him to climb the tree to reach her; from that moment on, he would
always be imprinted on women who “played hard to get”. His fingers dug into the
tree as the laughter of the faerie maiden propelled him forward in some strange
fusion of passionate love and lust. About halfway up some of the loose bark
gave way and he almost fell twenty feet, but he grabbed wildly at a branch
which luckily held his weight. Grunting with both the effort of climbing and
his intense passion for the maiden above him, he slowly swept his tongue across
his lips as if to wipe away the sweat and confirm his lusts. Her foot dangled
right below his fingertips, and he quickly worked to remove the little distance
between them. She smiled down upon him a sly smile as he felt his fingers trace
the arch of her foot. In a poof of light, she disappeared and the man looked at
the curve of the imp’s buttocks his fingers were tracing. A mischievous roar of
laughter erupted from the imp as the man wiped his hand on his bare chest, for
he forgot he was unclothed. The imp continued its laugh before a stern voice
called: “Robin! Enough of your ludicrous mischief! Can you not see the poor man
you have molested with your trickery is none other than the one who called us
here?” “Yes sire” respectfully but slightly
grudgingly spoke Robin as it bowed and leapt from the tree. The man slowly climbed down the
tree, as if anything else might upset the obviously powerful being below. Upon
touching the ground, he turned his head to address the man below. Not only was there a tall, noble
lord adorned in the finest plants, but surrounding him was an entourage of
forest nymphs, imps, faeries, and small woodland creatures. All who wore
mammal-like skin not obscured by hair were of a natural flushed complexion.
Only the imps lacked the natural beauty that the rest of the group, especially
the lord, did. It seemed like the forest, with its
profound birdsong, was the only one able to speak for a number of seconds that
might as well have been infinity. It was easily discovered that the king was
merely being polite and waiting for the man to speak. “What is your name, and why have you
summoned noble Oberon and his court here?” said the lord with graceful dignity
that bordered on snobbery. “My name is Gale Henry, and I
summoned you through having sexual intercourse with many people.” Robin released a great sigh of
relief. “Thank the realm of faerie that you’re not some hipster prick who
decided to snort those faerie bones into his or her mush of a-!” Oberon swiftly grabbed Robin’s
tongue and glared with powerful authority into the small imp’s eyes. “Hold your
foul words and irreverent tongue, or I shall be forced to cut it out”. Turning
back towards Gale, Oberon swiftly apologized. “Despite my jester’s horrid
words, I must express that the imp has expressed, irreverently, the truth. It
is at once a great thing to receive visitors to the realm of faerie that
perform the tantric ceremonies. Such purity of ceremony is not often expressed,
and for that I thank you.” “My pleasure” naturally flowed from
Gale’s mouth as he bowed with the utmost respect. Oberon returned a nod and
lithely turned on his heels; gesturing forward for the man to follow him and
his faerie entourage into the enchanting depths of the woods. As Gale followed
Oberon into the woods, he could vaguely feel himself ejaculate. The Aboriginal man sat up with a
patient and consistent rate of elevation. The sky was an expansive, blue ocean
hovering over the glorious desert of the outback. A song of slithering snakes
swam across the surface of the man’s subconscious. Upon scrutinizing the sky
more closely, he could see fish-like forms gloriously sailing the skies like
ethereal ships. The scales of the fish glistened like tiny stars, as if the sun
had grown jealous of the beautiful stars of the night and had demanded stars
for itself. Dirt shifted smoothly across his naked form as he left his position
of sitting on the earth to stand erect. One glance at his body made him
disorientated; his body was made of strong tree bark. Wisps of purple and pink
smoke curled along the fringes of his vision and tumbled along the winds like
travelers to distant lands. All was beautiful, all was well, and all was a
wondrous dream. Mixing with the subconscious sound
of slithering snakes was the fantastical fluttering of the wooden flute. The
two sounds swirled together in an orgy of harmonious sound that both pleased
and disturbed the Aboriginal man. Feelings of primal power surged through him
while a creeping feeling of being overwhelmed by it touched him from all
dimensions of Being. As this slowly built to a harmonious crescendo that lasted
forever and milliseconds, a voice spoke from the very fabric of reality itself: “Burnu, Tree of Spirituality in the
modern world of shut-minds: crucified messiahs twisted and warped,
closed-minded intellectuals who deny the infinite power of possibility, and the
worshippers of idols crafted of money and gods of technology. Spirituality
flourishes in individual pockets on the Earth, but it is, as a whole, dying. As
true spirituality dies, so does the earth, as the urban-mutation becomes an
urban-parasite.” Below him, the evolution of human
cities unfolded; thousands of years condensed into a matter of seconds.
Primitive huts and shelters sprouted as the caves emptied of its populations. The
huts fell away in the place of more advanced huts, and thus the cycle continued
for some minutes. Humanity flourished while other organisms were trampled down.
Despite this though, life was generally flourishing. Destruction was not
common, and when it was the Shamans of the land made sure to honor their
deaths. Slowly, the urban-mutation in the cells of the Earth became a parasite
which latched itself into the very soul of the Earth. Urbanization synchronized
with nature decayed as the urban-parasite used the land as its host; pollutants
suffocated the Gods and the birds out of the skies, while dreams became
peppered with nightmares from their alchemical fusion with the pollution of the
human soul. Trees and the earth eroded in a primal scream which shook the
Aboriginal man to his core. The fish in the sky swam towards the infinite
vastness of space while the dirt hardened to cold, emotionless steel. Factories
churned out products as they used human life as fuel, which in turn spat smoke
into the atmosphere. “Work will set you free” drummed at the front of Burnu’s
conscious. The Holocaust seemed to be a universal symbol for the history of the
world. “Inside of the Dreamtime, where
everything is Symbol and comprehensible Abstraction, you are the Tree which
feeds to soul of the Earth to continue to fight off the urban-parasite. Yet,
you are not alone in this endeavor.” Trees, too few and sporadic to be
called a forest but nonetheless impressive in stature suddenly became visible.
He had not been able to see them before, but now they were here. Now, perhaps,
the world wouldn’t choke on its spiritual and physical pollution….or, perhaps
they would only deny the inevitable. The world beyond the material realms of
power and money and crazed industrialism was dying as it was overtaken. He
could hear the earth screaming as it was ravaged, raped, pillaged, defiled, and
tortured….but maybe, he and the others could be the cure. Or they could be the
anesthesia. The man did not know. “Now that you have seen the Earth
for what it is and has become, you can lend your strength to fighting against
it.” A thick and somewhat lengthy rod
slowly sprouted from the Earth. Despite its thickness, it was nowhere too thick
to be unwieldy. Burnu realized it was a didgeridoo as colors began to race
across it. It ascended into the hands of Burnu as the colors clamped down upon
the instrument and grew into darker, more earthly shades of what they were
before. “This instrument can damage the
artificial spirits of the urban-parasite’s physical forms. Play its tune in
their hive and you shall draw them out. Continue playing it and it will slowly
decay, though you must be warned that the noise will anger it greatly. It will
try to kill you if it is kind, or it will integrate you into a power source if
not. Fail, and you will either die a bloody wreckage or you will become a
mindless worker drone. Destroy the physical forms of the parasite whenever you
can, and destroy the metaphysical eggs it lays. Destroy the very thought of it
from this realm, or the world, and then the Dreamtime, shall succumb.” The world began to slowly fall away
as Burnu returned to the physical world. He could faintly he himself climax as
the music and the Dreamtime fell away. Slowly but surely the world of the
Dreamtime was replaced by deliciously sweaty bodies and sexual elation coupled
with profound spiritual experience. He could even hear the humming of spiritual
muzak in the background of the place.
Annie felt an orgasmic sensation as
someone caressed her. It had been awhile since she had felt sexual intercourse
this intimate. Yet, the whole thing seemed to slip away as the room was
replaced with a stark whiteness. It took Annie some seconds to adjust, but once
she had the white exploded into colors beyond all sensation. Slowly black and white drifted away to nothing….AND COLOR FILLED ALL! © 2013 FictariAuthor's Note
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Added on January 29, 2013 Last Updated on February 21, 2013 Tags: tantric, sex, art, aboriginal, bison, Baba-Yaga, metaphysics, science-fiction, fantasy, witches, colors, Dada, native-American, Puck, Oberon, Faerie. AuthorFictariSublimity, ORAboutI am a science fiction and fantasy writer attempting to make his mark on the world.I'm weird,life is weird,thus my writing is often times weird,darkly humorous,and philisophical.I write comic books,po.. more..Writing
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