the sad beaver

The beaver is sad for it has no wood.  The wood it could have had found another wood for itself. The beaver was jealous of this other wood for it could have had the other wood for itself.  Why would the wood want another wood if it could?  The beaver grew angry and said,"Wood, could or would you wood the wood, you could?"  The wood said nothing even if it could.  The beaver grew angry with all this wood and he should because he could.  Then the beaver found a stump to hump and pump out his lump.  "There you wood of could have should!" I have found my stump to hump and pump, and my lump lies down in a clump, and forever I will not be a chump to the wood that could have would have wood."

Author's Note

wood happens