Fishing

Looking for a job, Marina tries fishing.

Marina punches a tree and catches a coconut.

Bagon: Why do you only ever eat coconuts?

Marina: I don't.

Bagon: When was the last time you ate something besides coconuts?

Marina: .....My birthday when Dragonite took me for a meal....

Bagon: What do you do for a living?

Marina: That's easy. Being on this island, saying a load of random s**t and sitting here talking to you.

Bagon: Get out your wallet.

Marina: What's a wallet?

Bagon: Come with me...

Somewhere else by the sea.

Marina: Why are we here?

Bagon: You're gonna get a job and earn money. Here's the fishing site, where they catch fish to eat.

Marina: I can do fishing. It's not that hard. You just have to wait to push the A button.

Marina walks over to a Slowpoke by the water.

Marina: Can I get a job here?

The Slowpoke doesn't respond.

Marina: Hello?

Marina waves a hand in front of it's face. She turns to Bagon.

Marina: Should I just push him in the water?

The Slowpoke speaks very slowly.

Slowpoke: I have one question....

Marina: What?

The Slowpoke doesn't respond.

Marina: I'm gonna just take his money and walk...

Slowpoke: Do you have a tail?

Marina: ....Yes...

Slowpoke:.....OK. You're hired. Just dip your tail in the water and let it do all the work.

Marina: ...OK....

Marina slowly dips her tail in.

Marina: Fishing has changed a lot since generation one....

Marina waits.

Marina: When do I get paid?

Slowpoke:....When you catch something....

Bagon: Plus the time it takes to give you money....

After waiting more.

Marina: This is humiliating....

Something bites Marina's tail. She pulls it out of the water. A Croconaw is hanging onto her tail with it's mouth. Marina picks up a phone.

Marina: Hospital, please.