The Christmas Present

Charizard tries to find a Christmas present for Dragonite with great difficulty.

It's the morning on Christmas Eve. Dragonite is decorating a tree. Charizard and Nidorina pass by and look in through the window. Dragonite is reaching on a ladder to the top of the tree, trying to put a star on it. Nidorina knocks on the window, making Dragonite fall off and knock over the tree. Charizard and Nidorina quickly leaves. Inside.

Charizard: Nice mess you made of Dragonite's tree!

Nidorina: I only knocked on the window!

Charizard: She probably thought you were Marina!

There's a knock at the door.

Charizard: I wonder who that could be!

Charizard opens the door. Dragonite comes in, angry, pointing at Nidorina.

Dragonite: Have you seen my tree?! All the lights went out! And I've crushed the star!

Charizard: Come on, sit down and calm yourself down!

Charizard pushes Dragonite into a seat.

Dragonite: What were you doing sneaking up on people?!

Charizard: Getting angry won't help! Besides, it's Christmas!

Dragonite: You're right!

Dragonite gets up.

Charizard: Here! Have a mince pie in memory of that long lasting, unforgetful kiss!

Dragonite: What long lasting, unforgetful kiss?

Charizard: This one!

Charizard holds some mistletoe above them and kisses Dragonite. There's another knock at the door. Charizard stops. Nidorina answers it. Marina comes in and immediately goes to Dragonite.

Marina: What are you doing here?! And have you seen that tree?!

Dragonite: I wasn't staying, I was just saying hi and merry Christmas!

Marina: Is that it?!

Marina grabs Dragonite and drags her away.

Nidorina: So... what are you going Dragonite for Christmas?

That night. In a shop.

Charizard: Don't worry! It's Christmas!

Nidorina: I can't believe you haven't got her anything yet!

Charizard goes to a Jynx behind a counter.

Jynx: It's almost closing time! What do you want?

Charizard: Let's see.... How much is that?

Charizard points to a bottle of perfume. The Jynx shows the label.

Charizard: You must be joking! I'd need to be on PewDiePie's channel!

Nidorina: Please excuse him! Not everyone likes Jacksepticeye!

Nidorina drags Charizard away.

Charizard: She's put the wrong label on it, I bet you! I bet she's put the wrong label on it! 32 quid for a bottle that size!

Nidorina: Perfume is expensive!

Charizard: Look, I'm only prepared to spend up to 2 quid!

Nidorina: What?! How?!

Charizard: I'm not even on Markiplier's channel!

Nidorina: Does Dragonite even wear perfume? All she smells of to me is Mexican food!

Charizard: No! She smells better than that stuff!

Charizard goes upstairs. A Haxorus puts some earrings on the counter.

Nidorina: You don't even know what size ears she's got!

Charizard: She's got tiny ears!

Nidorina: Ask him what size ears these are for!

Haxorus: Ears don't come in sizes!

Nidorina: Well, remind me never to buy a pair of shoes from this place!

Charizard: Right! How much are those?

Haxorus: You're in luck! These are on offer! They're now available for.... 62 pounds!

Charizard: WHAT THE....?!

Nidorina puts her hand over Charizard's mouth. He takes it off.

Charizard: 62 quid?!

Haxorus: They're a nice pair!

Charizard: Come here! Now listen, when you're not involved with PewDiePie's channel, there isn't a pair of anything that's nice enough for 62 quid!

Nidorina grabs Charizard and drags him out.

Guard: Go away! We're closing!

Charizard: And a merry Christmas to you!

Charizard runs back to the door, closed by the guard.

Charizard: I'm still going to find something for my favourite girl!

Charizard walks away.

Nidorina: There'll be nothing open until next year!

Charizard: I've been searching the whole week! There was nothing I could get her that I could afford!

Nidorina: Well, you should've saved up your money!

Charizard: What do you think I've been doing? Where do you think I got this 2 quid?

Nidorina: You should've saved up from Red and Blue, not Sun and Moon! I'm sure you can get her something for her birthday or something!

Charizard: Hey! There's something that's still open!

Charizard points to Zangoose, dressed as Santa. He's about to leave.

Charizard: Hey! Wait!

Zangoose tries to run away, but Charizard leaps on him.

Zangoose: Leave me alone! It's Christmas!

Charizard: But I'm a customer!

Zangoose: Ah!

At the cafe.

Charizard: My last chance! And what choice does he give me? A doll or a plastic fire engine!

Nidorina: Which one did you choose?

Charizard: Neither, smartass!

Latias comes in with a tray of mince pies.

Latias: Language!

Charizard: Give me a mince pie!

Latias: No! They're not for now, they're for the party tomorrow!

Charizard: I cold buy her a mince pie or something, but I want it to be special! What are you getting?

Nidorina: None of your business! You can't have it!

Charizard: I don't care what Mudkip got you! I've got to get Dragonite a Christmas present!

Nidorina: It wouldn't be suitable!

Charizard: I'm desparate! Anything will be suitable!

Nidorina: There's one place you haven't tried, but...

Charizard: Don't tell me but just tell me where!

Nidorina: It's not the nicest of places, but Goodra might...

Charizard: GOODRA!

Charizard runs out. He leaps on Goodra in her home, which is a bin.

Charizard: Give me something good!

Goodra: You what?

Charizard: I need a Christmas present for Dragonite!

Goodra: What makes you think I have anything?

Charizard: Because I'm desperate!

Nidorina comes in.

Nidorina: Please! Give him something! He'll steal Mudkip's Christmas present for me if he doesn't get anything!

Goodra: Well, I'll have a look!

Nidorina: You're not really going to steal my Christmas present, are you?

Charizard: If I have to!

Goodra comes back with a hat.

Goodra: How about this?

Charizard: Perfect!

Charizard takes it.

Nidorina: It's not very Christmas-y in here! There no decorations!

Goodra points to a small piece of holly surrounded by a small bit of tinsel.

Nidorina: Is that it?

Goodra points to some mistletoe on the ceiling.

Nidorina: Oh, look, Charizard! There's some...

Charizard is gone.

Nidorina: Wait for me!

Nidorina catches up to Charizard.

Nidorina: Don't ever leave me in a room that has mistletoe with a female again!

Charizard: At least I found something! Now Dragonite will be happy!

Poly walks nearby.

Poly: What a beautiful night! It's great.... hang on! Is that....? Look out Charizard! She has a knife! I'll get her!

Poly shoots, but misses and hits the hat.

Poly: Whoops!

The laser hits a mirror, reflecting it back at her.

Poly: Bugger!

Poly blows up. Nidorina looks at the hat, completely destroyed.

Nidorina: Take the burnt bits off and it'll look fine!

Charizard: What am I going to do now? It's Christmas day and I haven't got a present for Dragonite anymore!

Nidorina shoves Poly in Charizard's arms.

Nidorina: Well, for a start, you can either fix Poly or face Dragonite's anger twice! 

In the café, everyone is there at a table with food.

Latias: It's almost time for the presents!

Nidorina talks to Charizard.

Nidorina: You could tell Dragonite you fixed Poly! That would at least make her happy!

Charizard: She's always getting destroyed! It wouldn't mean as much!

Charizard gets up and takes a present Mudkip is holding.

Charizard: Don't worry! I'll get you a replacement when you need one!

Mudkip tries to get up, but Charizard pushes him back down. He goes to Dragonite, hiding the present behind him.

Dragonite: Don't come near me with any mistletoe! Keep him away if he's got any mistletoe!

Charizard gives her the present.

Dragonite: For me?

Charizard: Of course it's for you! You don't think I'd forget you at Christmas?

Dragonite: What is it?

Charizard: Open it!

Mudkip talks to himself.

Mudkip: Don't do it....

Dragonite: I don't know what to say!

Charizard: Don't say anything! Just enjoy it and think of me!

Dragonite takes the present out of the box. It's something long and covered with the word "censored" Mudkip is banging his head on the table. Marina covers her eyes with one hand and covers Ryu's and Crystal's with the other.

Charizard: No! I didn't know!

Dragonite: You cheeky little....!

Dragonite chases Charizard outside and hits him. They come back inside.

Charizard: Dragonite really knows how to make herself happy!

Everyone opens their presents. Marina gets a bow exactly the same as the one she's wearing. Nidorina gets some earmuffs. Kangaskhan gets a Gameboy with Tetris. Dragonite gives Charizard an ice pack. He puts it on his head immediately. Latias gives Skarmory a present. He opens it. Inside is an egg.