Charizard And Dragonite In Teletubbyland

Charizard and Dragonite arrive in Teletubbyland

Charizard and Dragonite are flying.

Dragonite: I can't believe it! 100 subscribers!

Charizard: You reached 100 subscribers?!

Dragonite: What? No! But Louie Clarke did!

Charizard: Should we stop breaking the fourth wall? Maybe it doesn't like being broken!

Dragonite turns to the audience.

Dragonite: I demand that you start clapping and cheering!

Charizard: Stop it!

Dragonite: Look! Here's somewhere we can land!

Charizard and Dragonite land.

Dragonite: What is this place?

Charizard reads a sign.

Charizard: "welcome to Teletubbyland?"

Dragonite: So we're in the land of fat TVs? Ah, who cares? It looks nice and peaceful here! Let's look around!

They see the sun in the sky.

Charizard: Why does that sun have a face in it? Why is the sun a baby?!

Charizard and Dragonite walk around.

Charizard: Hey, look!

They see the Teletubbies in the distance.

Dragonite: I'm not going anywhere near them!

Charizard: Why not?

Dragonite: They're creepy! 

Dragonite points at Tinkey Winkey.

Dragonite: That one's a guy and has a handbag! And he's purple!

Charizard: And you're orange!

Dragonite: He also has a triangle thing on his head!

Charizard: So do you!

Dragonite: They're 10 feet tall!

Charizard: Yeah! You're right! Let's just stay out of their way!

They continue walking. They come to the Teletubbies home.

Charizard: I guess this is where they live! Let's just back away slowly....

Dragonite: I wanna see what's inside!

Dragonite runs inside. Charizard slowly follows.

Charizard: Are you sure about this? What if someone's here?

Dragonite kicks Noo Noo away.

Dragonite: I don't know what you're talking about! They're all outside doing... whatever it is they're doing!

Dragonite walks over to a table with bowls of tubby custard.

Dragonte: What's this? It looks tasty!

Charizard: Wait! Don't eat that! It might be poisonous!

Charizard begins to examine a bowl.

Charizard: Well, the main ingredients are....

Dragonite is already eating it.

Charizard: Dragonite! You can't eat that! It's made of mashed potato and red and yellow acrylic paint!

The scene cuts to Dragonite throwing up off screen.

Charizard: That's right! Just let it all out! They have a vacuum cleaner thing in here for a reason!

They hear the Teletubbies coming.

Dragonite: They're coming!

Charizard: Stay back! I got a chainsaw!

The Teletubbies come in anyway.

Charizard: Run!

They come to the windmill.

Dragonite: Hey, look! A windmill!

Charizard: It's a pinwheel!

Dragonite: No, it's a windmill! You hold pinwheels in your hand! This one's massive!

Charizard: I still say it's a pinwheel! A giant one!

Dragonite: This thing is spinning really slowly! Let's see how fast it can go!

Dragonite grabs a propeller and spins it as hard as she can. Pink sparkles come out of it, making Dragonite sneeze.

Dragonite: I've never seen a windmill do that before! Why is there pixie dust coming out of this thing?

The windmill continues to spin as the Teletubbies gather. Charizard and Dragonite watch them. Each Teletubby say their name.

Charizard: Well that's satisfing to know you're names! Tinky Winky, Dipstick, Larger and Poo!

One boring TV sequence later.

Dragonite: I hate this place! It's weird, boring and nothing makes sense here!

Charizard: I hope I never have to go through that again! It was so boring! Especially after they shouted "Again, again!" Why would you want to watch something a second time?! Let that be a lesson to you, Dragonite! Don't mess with things there aren't yours, or crap like that will happen!

Charizard accidently starts a fire with his tail. He doesn't notice. The windmill begins to spin again.

Teletubbies: Uh oh!

Charizard: Uh oh? What do you mean uh oh?! You only say uh oh when bad things are about to happen! Now I'm scared!

They follow the Teletubbies. The land begins to fill with water, putting out the fire. They watch three ships sail past. The water then drains away.

Charizard: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Dragonite: Yeah! I hope no rabbits drowned during this!

Charizard: Actually, I was thinking what if this happened permanently?

The windmill stops spinning.

The end sequence begins.

Charizard: Why is there a thing coming out of the ground? Nothing makes sense here!

Narrator: The sun is setting in the sky, Teletubbies say goodbye!

Dragonite: Who said that?

Charizard: The sky's talking to us!

The Teletubbies say goodbye.

Charizard: Who are they even saying goodbye to?! There's no one else here! Except us!

The credits begin to roll.

Charizard: Now there's back to front letters coming out of nowhere! Let's go home!

Dragonite: But we can't fly in the dark! We won't be able to see anything! We'll have to stay the night!

Charizard: It's scary here and it was in the daytime! Just imagine it at night!

The sun goes down.

Charizard: Don't go.

The screen turns black with company logos on it.

Charizard: Now the world's disappeared into a black void with random letters and symbols!