Sandslash Gets His Own Story

Sandslash is excited to get his own story as the main character.

Sandslash is very happy.

Sandslash: Yes! Finally! It's about time!

Goodra: What's he so happy about?

Dragonite: He just found out he got his own story as the main character! Just imagine how much destruction he could cause!

Goodra is at a blackboard.

Goodra: He could do just under.... nearly..... just over..... exactly twice as much!

Sandslash: Yes! Let my story begin!

Goodra: Take cover!

Goodra and Dragonite dive behind the sofa. Sandslash sets out a chair on the beach and relaxes.

Dragonite: Err.... what are you doing?

Sandslash: Duh! My own story! I've got plenty of time to cause mayhem!

Goodra: Can you give us a clue what you'll get up to?

Sandslash: Haven't decided yet! But I've got plans! BIG plans!

Dragonite and Goodra are inside.

Dragonite: Has he moved yet?

Goodra: No! He's still relaxing on the beach! I can't bear this suspense! When will it happen?

Dragonite: I'll ask him!

Dragonite walks to Sandslash.

Dragonite: Are you going to cause trouble now?

Sandslash: No! I've got plenty of time! I could waste a bit if I wanted to!

Sandslash and Dragonite don't move for a moment.

Sandslash: See? I just wasted a bit! And we're not even half way yet!

At lunch. Dragonite and Goodra are eating. Sandslash is doing the same outside.

Goodra: Lunch time and he still hasn't done anything bad!

Sandslash finishes an ice cream.

Sandslash: I'll just let my food go down and I'll get going!

Sandslash falls asleep.

Dragonite: No! He can't be! He's asleep? It's a trick! He's messing with our minds!

Goodra: I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE! WAITING FOR SANDSLASH TO BE EVIL IS WORSE THAN THE EVIL ITSELF!!! We're just going to have to be evil before Sandslash has a chance to!

Dragonite and Goodra destroy the place. Sandslash wakes up.

Sandslash: What've you two been doing?

Dragonite: Outsmarting you! We destroyed the place before you had a chance to!

Sandslash: Oh. Just as well, we're at the end of the story! I think I'll have a nap, then do some evil next time!

Sandslash leaves. Dragonite and Goodra start cleaning the place up.

Dragonite: Even when he does nothing, he's nothing but trouble!

Goodra: Yeah! And there's a next time!