The BabysitterA Screenplay by Fanfic Marina, Dragonite's mum, babysits Nidorina and Kanga. She is mean and horrible.
Kangaskhan is on the phone while Kanga is eating an apple and Ndorina is eating Jelly Babies. She shoves one in Kanga's mouth. Kanga visually don't like it. He deliberately rolls his apple across the floor. He gets Nidorina's attention. She sees the apple and goes to pick it up. Kanga puts the Jelly Baby on her seat. Nidorina sits back down. She jumps up again, screaming. Kangaskhan: That's it! That was the last person I know! I can't find a babysitter anywhere! Nidorina: Yay! I hate having babysitters! I'm not a baby and I don't like being sat on! Parents shouldn't be allowed to go out! They should stay home where they belong! When Mightyena came to babysit, I "accidentally" spilled juice all over him! When Kecleon came to babysit, I ate all the ice cream in the fridge! And when Sandslash came to babysit.... Hmm... well.... I better not mention that! Kangaskhan: I found someone! Marina! Nidorina: Marina? Dragonite's mum? NOOOOOO!!!!! One week later. Nidorina: Please don't let Marina babysit! She's horrible! Kangaskhan: She's not horrible! Just.... strict! There's a knock at the door. Kanga runs over to opens it. Kanga: I'll get it! Nidorina: No! Don't open it! Kanga opens the door before Nidorina can stop him. Marina towers over Nidorina, who is on the floor from trying to stop Kanga. Nidorina: I bet she eats elephants for breakfast! She comes in, stepping over Nidorina, who thinks she as going to step on her and speaks with an aggressive voice. Marina: What've you got to eat? Kangaskhan speaks as if scared of Marina, but trying not to make it obvious. Kangaskhan: Help yourself to anything in the fridge! Bedtime is at nine! I'll be back at eleven! And don't be horrible, Nidorina! She rushes out as she says this. Marina: You're the one known as Nidorina! Nidorina: And you're the one known as Marina! Kanga: And I'm the one known as Kanga! We'll have lots of fun! Marina: The kid's good! I like good! I expect good! I DEMAND good! Understand? Nidorina and Kanga: Yes! Marina slams one fist into her hand and walks away. Kanga: That's lucky! I'm good at being good! It'll be difficult for you, though! Nidorina: Yeah! This is going to be tough! Later, Nidorina is playing Minecraft. Marina ejects the disc and puts a different one in. Nidorina: Hey! I was playing that! Marina: Tough! Marina tilts the sofa forward, making Nidorina falls off. Marina sits down. She's playing Call Of Duty. Kanga comes in with a tray. Kanga: Snacks! Marina takes the drink. She picks up a tub of popcorn and throws it on the floor, scattering it everywhere. Marina: I hate popcorn! Kanga: Oh! OK! Kanga starts picking the popcorn up. Nidorina walks over and helps, deliberately standing in the way of the TV. Marina: I can't see! Get out of the way! They ignore and continue. Marina picks them both up off the floor. Marina: Go to bed! Now! Nidorina: But it's not my bedtime for hours! Kanga: I was thinking we could play a game of Draughts before bed! Marina doesn't look impressed. Kanga: If you don't like that, how about Ludo? Marina: How about Hide And Seek? You hide, and if I find you, you're going to wish I hadn't! Marina throws them out of the room and slam the door. Kanga: I'm going to hide in the cupboard under the stairs! Are you going to hide? Nidorina: Not from Marina! I've got rid of every babysitter ever! I'm not going to be beaten by a pseudo legendary! Nidorina picks up a phone and goes in the cupboard under the stairs with Kanga. Kanga: Hey! This is my hiding place! Nidorina dials a number. A police man answers. Police: Hello? Nidorina: There's an intruder in our house! Help! Police: Don't worry! We'll be over there quickly! What does this intruder look like? Nidorina: She's 10ft tall! She has tiny, useless wings! And she's sitting in front of the TV right now playing Call Of Duty in front of children! Nidorina puts the phone down. Kanga: But that's Marina! She's not an intruder! Nidorina: Shh! There's a knock at the door. Nidorina and Kanga listen as Marina walks to the door. It opens. Police: Sir! Drop your weapon, put your hands on your head, and get down on the ground! You are going to be placed under arrest. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used.... There is some long shouting. Then the door slams shut. Nidorina and Kanga come out. They look in the living room. Marina is not there. Kanga: The police came and took her away! Does that mean I win hide and seek? Marina walks up behind them. Marina: No, you haven't won hide and seek! An intruder, am I? 10 feet tall, am I? Tiny, useless wings have I? Kanga: It wasn't my idea! I think you're very.... charming! Marina: GET IN BED!!! You have five seconds! five! Nidorina and Kanga run upstairs. Marina: Four! Nidorina runs in her room. Marina: Three! Nidorina climbs into bed. Marina: Two! Nidorina turns the light off. Marina: One! Marina enters the room. Marina: Don't even think about leaving that bed or you'll be sorry you were born! Marina slams the door. Nidorina: I hope no finds out I went to bed two whole hours before my bedtime! Kanga comes in. Kanga: What are you going to do? Nidorina: I don't know! But I'll find out! Nidorina sneaks downstairs. Marina picks up the controller and sees a spider. Marina: It's a spider! Marina leaps away from it. She then slowly pokes it. Marina: Oh! It's just a toy! Marina throws it away. Nidorina: That's it! Nidorina goes back upstairs. Nidorina: We're going to need a spider! Kanga: What kind? Nidorina: A big one! Nidorina and Kanga get a big spider. Kanga: Help! Marina comes up the stairs. Marina: WHY AREN'T YOU IN BED?! Kanga points. Marina looks and sees the spider. Marina: Ew! It's a spider! Get rid of it! Nidorina: If I get rid of it, will you let me play games? Marina: Yes! Nidorina: And stay up till my mum comes home? Marina: Yes! Nidorina: And eat all the ice cream in the fridge? Marina: Yes! Just get rid of..... that.... thing! Nidorina puts the spider in a jar. Marina: Right! Get back in bed! Nidorina: But you said.... Marina: The deal's off! Nidorina: Really? Then you can have this spider back! Nidorina lets the spider out. Marina screams and runs down the stairs. Nidorina pushes her into the cupboard under the stairs, puts the spider in and locks it. Marina: Let me out right now! Nidorina: Now we have a whole house to do whatever we want in! Nidorina and Kanga play games while eating ice cream. Kangaskhan is home. Nidorina turns the TV off and unlocks the cupboard door as Kangaskhan opens the front door. Marina comes out and grabs Nidorina. Marina: That's it! I'm going to tear you apart! Nidorina waves at Kangaskhan. Marina drops her. Marina: Errr... I was just leaving! Marina rushes out. Kangaskhan: Well, I won't be having her as a babysitter again! Kangaskhan looks in the living room. Kangaskhan: She made such a mess! I can say only one thing! Nidorina and Kanga: What? Kangaskhan: Help me clean it up! She gives them a brush.
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Added on June 2, 2017 Last Updated on June 8, 2017 Author
FanficAboutHi! I am a pokemon fan! I just got into writing after reading someone's story. I write fanfiction that I make into animations. If something is a screenplay is either is or is likely that it will be ma.. more..Writing
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