Nidorina's Restaraunt

Nidorina opens a restaraunt that gives good service to compete with Latias's lack of it.

Nidorina goes into Latias's cafe. Latias is behind the counter.

Nidorina: One cheeseburger without ketchup, please.

Latias picks up a tray and puts it on the counter.

Latias: Here.

Ndorina: This is a fish sandwich!

Latias: So?

Nidorina: It's not what I ordered!

Latias doesn't respond.

Nidorina: And it's head is still on!

Latias says nothing.

Nidorina: And it's still alive?!

Latias: Fine!

Latias picks the tray up, turns round and puts it back on the counter.

Latias: Here.

Nidorina growls and leaves. Mudkip, Dragonite, Charizard and Kanga walk and stop near Nidorina, who is sitting, eating a sandwich.

Mudkip: I've never seen Latias make that sandwich before!

Nidorina: This isn't a sandwich made by stupid Latias! I made this myself! I'm going to open a restaurant to show what Latias is missing! Good customer service! The people of this unnamed world deserve it!

Mudkip: You don't know anything about running a restaurant!

Kanga: If not knowing something stopped me, I wouldn't do anything!

Nidorina: I'm really going to do it! I'm going to open a restaurant! I'm going to teach Latias a lesson she won't forget!

Kanga: Every teacher I've ever met said the same thing! And they were all wrong! I even sometimes forget how to eat!

Kanga puts a carrot in his ear.

Kanga: No, wait! False alarm!

Opposite Latias's cafe, Nidorina's restaurant.

Nidorina: Nidorina's restaurant is now open!

Everyone runs in, trampling on Nidorina.

Latias: You may have won this time, but just you wa....

Latias punches the burger in her hand, making ketchup splat in her face. Inside the restaurant.

Nidorina: See? Everyone wants good service! Latias can't compete against that!

 

Latias's voice is coming through a speaker outside.

Latias: The new drive thru is now open!

Guy: A drive thru? Why are we wasting our time here when we could be using the drive thru?

Nidorina: Because you don't have cars!

Everyone agrees, but run out anyway.

Mudkip: It's just a stupid gimmick! It won't last!

Nidorina: Yes! We need our own gimmick!

Nidorina goes outside.

Nidorina: Everyone! Starting from today, everyone will receive.... Uh....

Nidorina looks around and picks up a vine from the ground.

Nidorina: A Nidorina fun vine!

Guy: I want one!

Everyone runs in, trampling Nidorina again.

Everyone is eating. They all have vines.

Guy: I love these vines! They're great for whipping people with!

The guy whips Kanga, who is carrying a bowl. He throws it up and it lands upside down on his head. Mudkip, Dragonite and Charizard are working, looking slightly bored.

Nidorina: Everyone! Nidorina's Restaurant is about friendly service! Service with a smile! So be happy! KANGA!!! STOP EATING THE MAYONNAISE!!!

Kanga still has the bowl over his head. Latias picks up a burger and throws it at one of the customers. It goes directly in it's mouth.

Guy: Mmm! That burger was tasty!

Everyone leaves. Nidorina is drawing on a blackboard.

Nidorina: I've come up with idea! It involves skippin the food going into the mouth and being inserted directly into the customer's stomachs!

Mudkip: Ew! I think you've forgotten why you're doing this!

Nidorina: I'm doing this to destroy Latias! I don't care what they want! I know what they need! Friendly service with a smile! Now tell them to get in here!

Mudkip: This is stupid!

Kanga: Well, maybe it is stupid, but it's also dumb!

Everyone leaves. At Latias's cafe, Sandslash walks to the counter. Miltank is there.

Sandslash: One peanut butter and jelly sandwich!

Miltank puts one on a tray and picks it up, The sandwich falls on the floor Miltank picks it up, puts it back on the tray and gives it to Sandslash.

Sandslash: That's disgusting! I want a new one!

Miltank puts a sign on the counter saying "I'm on my break"

Sandslash growls.

Nidorina is sitting inside the restaurant with a sandwich on a plate. Sandslash walks in.

Nidorina: Sandslash! What do you want?

Sandslash: Revenge! Domination! Destruction! But first, a sandwich!

Nidorina: Why don't you go to Latias's like everyone else?

Sandslash: I did! But that lazy cow behind the counter was too "busy" to serve me!

Nidorina pushes the sandwich forward. Sandslash grabs it and takes a bite.

Sandslash: Ooh! That's good! Why isn't everyone eating here?

Nidorina: They'd rather eat at Latias's!

Sandslash: I can help you get more customers! Together, we'll bring Latias to her knees! Even if she doesn't have them!

Nidorina: OK.

Later, the restaurant is full of customers.

Nidorina: The place is full! How'd you do it?

Sandslash: That's easy! I just blew up the cafe last night!

Nidorina: You did what?!

Sandslash: Look, I'm a villain! I don't have a lot of options!

Nidorina goes outside and sees Latias.

Sandslash: Now's your chance! Insult her! Taunt her about her defeat!

Nidorina brings Latias in.

Nidorina: I felt bad for her, so I gave her a job!

Sandslash: I guess we'll have to work on taunting!

Nidorina is talking to Latias.

Nidorina: Nidorina's restuarant is all about friendly service with a smile!

Latias: With a what now?

Nidorina: You know, the thing you do with your mouth where it turns up at the ends.

Latias struggles to smile.

Nidorina: Great! Now go serve some customers!

Latias: Do I get a break now?

Sandslash: First get me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich!

Latias: I'm on my break!

Sandslash growls.

Sandslash: Mudkip! Go make me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich!

Mudkip: OK.

Mudkip goes and comes back in a second.

Sandslash: That's not a peanut butter and jelly sandwich! You have to have the peanut butter on both pieces of bread, otherwise it becomes soggy!

Mudkip Right.

Mudkip goes and comes back,

Sandslash: And you remembered to cut it into triangles, right?

Mudkip: Of course!

Mudkip goes and comes back. The sandwich is cut in half.

Sandslash: The crusts! Do I even need to say it?

Mudkip goes and comes back. He gives Sandslash the sandwich. Latias comes over and starts mopping around Sandslash.

Sandslash: Hey! Do you mind?!

Latias ignores and continues.

Sandslash: Fine! I'll move!

Latias: You can't! Don't you see the sign?

Sandslash: Fine! I'll stay! Go get me another sandwich!

Latias goes. Sandslash gets up and tries to get away, but slips.

Sandslash: Someone help me!

Latias: I'm on my break!

Sandslash: That's it!

Sandslash presses a button.

Nidorina: What's happening?

Sandslash: Extermination of that b***h by my army of Porygons!

Some Porygons burst in.

Nidorina: Why would you destroy this place?! It's half yours!

Sandslash: Like I said, I don't have a lot of options! But, if it makes you feel any better, I'll just destroy your half!

The Porygons start destroying the building. Sandslash runs away. Nidorina smashes some Porygons. Nidorina has a communicator.

Nidorina: Mudkip! I need help at the restaurant!

Mudkip: Nidorina! We don't want to work for you!

Nidorina: Sandslash is attacking with his robots and....

Mudkip: Well I'm happy to work for that!

Mudkip arrives in a second. Nidorina, Mudkip, Dragonite and Charizard fight the Porygons until they're destroyed. The restaurant is destroyed. Latias is standing in the middle of it.

Latias: Am I still on break?

At Latias's cafe.

Latias: As a thanks for rebuilding the cafe, these are free!

Everyone picks up a burger. Nidorina has the fish sandwich from before.