The Storm

Everyone goes to Nidorina's home during a storm.

Nidorina: Nice!

Mudkip has built a big, impressive sand castle.

Nidorina: Very differentiated, Dragonite!

Her sand castle is the same as Mudkip's.

Nidorina: Yours looks really great, Charizard!

His castle is surrounded by a moat.

Nidorina: And Kanga....

Kanga has a very basic castle.

Nidorina: It's so hard to choose the best!

Kanga: Me?

Mudkip: It probably doesn't matter!

Nidorina: Why? Because the sea will wash away our hard work? Because nature hates us that much!?

Mudkip: No! Because of that massive storm that's about to start!

Grey clouds gather. Thunder. Dragonite gets scared and jumps into Chariard's arms.

Mudkip: Quick! Let's get to Dragonite's!

Kanga: Nah, it's safer in the storm!

Charizard: My place is free!

Dragonite: Yawn.

Mudkip: Fine! We'll go to Nidorina's!

Nidorina: That could be fun, I guess! It could be like a sleep over!

Everyone's gone.

Nidorina: Hey! What for me!

At Nidorina's.

Nidorina: It'll be like a sleep over! We'll watch TV, eat food and play truth or dare!

Charizard: Truth! Where are the snacks?

Kanga: I dare you to get them for us!

Nidorina: I don't think you guys understand how to play truth or dare, but I'll be happy to get some refreshments!

Kanga: Refreshments? I wanted snacks! I hate this game!

Nidorina comes in with a plate of food.

Nidorina: Here's a salad made of lettuce, carrots and tomatoes!

Everyone: Yuck!

They suddenly start eating it anyway.

Dragonite: That was disgusting!

Charizard; I'm sure even if I were I a vegetarian, I'd still hate it!

Nidorina gets annoyed. Thunder. Dragonite jumps into Charizard's arms again.

Dragonite: Thunder buddies for life, right Charizard?

Charizard: Come on, let's sing the Thunder Song!

Dragonite and Charizard: When you hear the sound of thunder
Don't you get too scared
Just grab your thunder buddy
And say these magic words
F**k you thunder!
You can suck my d**k
You can't get me thunder
'Cause you're just God's farts

Nidorina: I know something that will keep you occupied! Arts and crafts!

Nidorina is folding a piece of paper.

Nidorina: And that is how you make a paper airplane!

She throws it.

Nidorina: How's everyone else doing?

Everyone is standing around Kanga. Charizard is colouring the top of his head green.

Mudkip: And now for the piece de resistance....

Mudkip pours an entire pot of glitter over Kanga. Kanga sneezes, sending glitter everywhere.

Nidorina: Look at this mess you made!

Kanga: Don't you mean "look at this art we made?"

Nidorina: Fine! This is OK! It's time for my second favorite activity: Clean up time!

Mudkip: Come on, Nidorina! We want to do something fun! Like lighting Dragonite's tail on fire or throwing Kanga across your living room!

Nidorina: No! You guys have made a big enough mess already! Don't touch anything! Don't do anything! Just sit there quietly until the storm stops! Now! Who's ready for broccoli?

Everyone groans. Everyone is sitting, waiting for Nidorina to come back. Mudkip is sitting, bored.

Mudkip: There's got to be something fun to do around here!

Mudkip opens a drawer next to him and gets a book out of it.

Mudkip Well.... Nidorina's Diary! And guess who wrote it!

Kanga: Me?

Mudkip: No, not you! Nidorina!

Mudkip opens it.

Mudkip: Dear diary! I met a guy today. I really like him!

Dragonite takes it.

Dragonite: He's so good looking and has dark blue skin! Who do we know with dark blue skin?

Kanga: Me?

Mudkip: Although I'm blue, I'm more of a light blue!

Dragonite: Dear diary! Dragonite is scared of thunder which is ironic, since she and Nidorino both know Thunderbolt! She always cowers during thunderstorms! Hey! I don't cower!

Thunder. Dragonite jumps to the floor and cowers behind Kanga.

Dragonite: Damn you irony!

Charizard takes the book.

Charizard: Dear diary! I was going to go for a walk with Kanga.

Kanga: Me.

Charizard: But he got distracted by shiny objects.

Kanga; It doesn't say that! Give it here!

Kanga takes the book and sees the glittery cover.

Kanga: Ooh! Shiny! Wait, what was I about to do?

Charizard takes it back.

Charizard: Dear diary! Charizard decided to go for a fly, then landed on the ground, but crashed and burnt some trees! That doesn't sound anything like me! This Charizard is a clumsy idiot without any awesomness to use as an excuse!

A smashing sound is heard. A broken plate full of broccoli lie on the floor by Nidorina's feet.

Nidorina: WHAT... ARE YOU... DOING?! YOU'RE READING MY DIARY!?

Mudkip: We have a right to read it, since we happen to be on every page!

Nidorina: That doesn't mean you can just read it!

Dragonite: I don't care whether we can or can't! The way you wrote about me is completely degrading!

Mudkip: My skin isn't dark!

Kanga says nothing. Charizard picks up a spoon and throws it on the ground.

Kanga: Ooh! Gimme!

Kanga picks up the spoon.

Kanga: What? Well, at least I'm awesome!

Charizard: That wasn't anything like me! That's nowhere near as awesome as I am!

Nidorina: Well, you know what isn't awesome? Going through my drawers and reading my personal diary!

Nidorina throws a pillow at Charizard's face.

Kanga: Pillow fight!

Everyone leaps at each with pillows. They start by attacking Nidorina. Mudkip accidentally hits Dragonite.

Dragonite: Hey!

Dragonite hits Mudkip. Kanga and Charizard fight. Dragonite chases Mudkip and tries to hit him, but misses, crashing into a wall.

Charizard: Eat feathers!

Kanga: If I could eat feathers, who needs a fridge?!

The pillows explode, sending feathers everywhere. The storm has finished.

Mudkip: Hey! The storm's over! Let's go back to the beach!

Nidorina looks around at her destroyed home.

Nidorina: I can't believe you guys! You criticize my food, but eat it anyway, mock arts and crafts and read my diary! And now you're going to leave without cleaning up?!

Nidorina storms out.

Mudkip: I think we owe someone an apology!

Kanga: Me?

Dragonite: Yeah!

Mudkip: I know how we can make Nidorina feel better!

That night. Nidorina is blindfolded.

Mudkip: Come on Nidorina! You'll love it!

Nidorina: Unless it's a clean burrow, I'm not interested!

Mudkip takes the blindfold off. Everyone is there. 

Mudkip: Welcome to tonight's performance, Nidorina's Diary! Written by Nidorina!

Many scenes from her diary are acted out. At the end, Nidorina comes on stage.

Nidorina: That was great! I want to thank....

Another storm starts.

Mudkip: Who wants to go to Nidorina's?

Kanga: Me?

Everyone leaves.