Being NiceA Screenplay by FanficNidorino has to try and be nice to Kanga.
Nidorino is relaxing. Kanga is at a control panel. Nidorino presses a button and a boxing glove comes out and punches Kanga in the face. Nidorino laughs. He has a cup of tea. He pulls the tea bag out and throws it on the floor. He then throws a fork on the floor.
Nidorino: Hey, you! Take that fork and eat it! Kanga grabs the fork and starts chewing on it. Nidorino laughs harder than before. Nidorino: You're so stupid! Nidorino jumps off his chair and lands on Kanga. Sandshrew: Can you go for five minutes without being horrible?! Nidorino: Are you stupid or something? Of course I could! Sandshrew: Yeah? I bet you a million pounds couldn't go an entire day without being horrible! Nidorino: Don't be so stupid! If you're going to bet, bet properly!.... Ten million! Sandshrew: Starting now! Nidorino: This is going to be easy! All I have to do is talk nicely! I can still Porygonise..... Sandshrew: Nope! You can't use the Porygoniser! That counts as being horrible! Nidorino: ......That is rubbish! Sandshrew: Well, if you can't do it, then I'll just collect my ten million pounds and.... Nidorino: NO! Nidorino walks down a corridor. A long line of Porygons walks past. Nidorino waits and waits. He gets more and more angry. Nidorino: Do Porygons count? Sandshrew: Yes! Nidorino waits. Eventually he goes past after they're all gone. Outside, Nidorino passes a Totodile. Nidorino: Hello! How are you? The Totodile looks behind him, then looks back. Totodile: Are you talking to me? Nidorino: Yes! I'm talking to you! Totodile: I'm fine! Nidorino goes to a shop. He grabs a a bag of M&Ms. There's a long queue. Nidorino waits. Nidorino: This is taking too long! I just want to kill everyone here! Sandshrew: Remember! Be nice! Nidorino calms down. Eventually, he is served. Nidorino gives some money. Guy: We don't have enough money for change! Nidorino: Fine! Keep it! Nidorino eats his M&Ms outside. He gives some to Sandshrew. They come across a poster. Nidorino: Charizard is having a talent contest! Only for adult males!? No Nidorinos?! No Sandshrews?! What an ageist, sexist, racist contest! If I could get my hands on him, I'd kick him up the hole!..... Sandshrew: Be nice! Nidorino: I'm going to go over there right now! Nidorino and Sandshrew walk over to Charizard's place. Nidorino enters the contest. On the way to somewhere else, he sees Mudkip. Nidorino: Can I be let off for 10 seconds? Sandshrew: No! Nidorino: Hi! Nice to see you! Mudkip looks behind himself, then looks back. Mudkip: Are you talking to me? Nidorino: Yes! I'm talking to you! Mudkip: OK. I'm going to go round this corner and.... kill myself! They go to Latias's cafe. Nidorino: Sauage and Chips, please! Latias: Did you say the p word? Nidorino: Not that one! Sandshrew: And a bacon sandwich! Nidorino and Sandshrew sit down. Nidorina brings the food over. Nidorino: What're you doing here? Nidorina: I work here! Nidorino: Well what do you do that for? Nidorina: Because I do! Nidorino: Well what do you do that for? Nidorina: Cause I work here! Nidorino: Well what do you do that for? Nidorina: Because I do! Charizard enters. Charizard: So.... you want to enter my contest! You're the competitor we've all been.... dreading! Nidorino: Yeah! I've got the perfect thing! Nice to see you anyway! Charizard looks behind himself, then back again. Charizard: You talking to me? Nidorino: Yes! Charizard leaves. Nidorino: He's such an ageist, sexist, racist b*****d! Sandshrew: Be nice! Later, The contest is begining. Soomeone is juggling with one ball. He's booed off the stage. Nidorino stomps on stage. Back inside his fortress. Nidorino: I should've won that! What did I do?! Sandshrew: You shouted "Listen here, you ageist, sexist, racist gangster!" Then you got all abusive! Sandshrew leans over. Sandshrew: You lost the bet! You have to give me a million pounds! Nidorino: You got change? Sandshrew: Yes! Here! Sandshrew gives him a big pile of money. Nidorino: Here you go! Nidorino gives him the money and runs off. Sandshrew: Hey! What a minute! © 2017 Fanfic |
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1 Review Added on February 25, 2017 Last Updated on February 25, 2017 AuthorFanficAboutHi! I am a pokemon fan! I just got into writing after reading someone's story. I write fanfiction that I make into animations. If something is a screenplay is either is or is likely that it will be ma.. more..Writing
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