Being Nice

Nidorino has to try and be nice to Kanga.

Nidorino is relaxing. Kanga is at a control panel. Nidorino presses a button and a boxing glove comes out and punches Kanga in the face. Nidorino laughs. He has a cup of tea. He pulls the tea bag out and throws it on the floor. He then throws a fork on the floor.

Nidorino: Hey, you! Take that fork and eat it!

Kanga grabs the fork and starts chewing on it. Nidorino laughs harder than before.

Nidorino: You're so stupid!

Nidorino jumps off his chair and lands on Kanga.

Sandshrew: Can you go for five minutes without being horrible?!

Nidorino: Are you stupid or something? Of course I could!

Sandshrew: Yeah? I bet you a million pounds couldn't go an entire day without being horrible!

Nidorino: Don't be so stupid! If you're going to bet, bet properly!.... Ten million!

Sandshrew: Starting now!

Nidorino: This is going to be easy! All I have to do is talk nicely! I can still Porygonise.....

Sandshrew: Nope! You can't use the Porygoniser! That counts as being horrible!

Nidorino: ......That is rubbish!

Sandshrew: Well, if you can't do it, then I'll just collect my ten million pounds and....

Nidorino: NO!

Nidorino walks down a corridor. A long line of Porygons walks past. Nidorino waits and waits. He gets more and more angry.

Nidorino: Do Porygons count?

Sandshrew: Yes!

Nidorino waits. Eventually he goes past after they're all gone. Outside, Nidorino passes a Totodile.

Nidorino: Hello! How are you?

The Totodile looks behind him, then looks back.

Totodile: Are you talking to me?

Nidorino: Yes! I'm talking to you!

Totodile: I'm fine!

Nidorino goes to a shop. He grabs a a bag of M&Ms. There's a long queue. Nidorino waits.

Nidorino: This is taking too long! I just want to kill everyone here!

Sandshrew: Remember! Be nice!

Nidorino calms down. Eventually, he is served. Nidorino gives some money.

Guy: We don't have enough money for change!

Nidorino: Fine! Keep it!

Nidorino eats his M&Ms outside. He gives some to Sandshrew. They come across a poster.

Nidorino: Charizard is having a talent contest! Only for adult males!? No Nidorinos?! No Sandshrews?! What an ageist, sexist, racist contest! If I could get my hands on him, I'd kick him up the hole!.....

Sandshrew: Be nice!

Nidorino: I'm going to go over there right now!

Nidorino and Sandshrew walk over to Charizard's place. Nidorino enters the contest. On the way to somewhere else, he sees Mudkip.

Nidorino: Can I be let off for 10 seconds?

Sandshrew: No!

Nidorino: Hi! Nice to see you!

Mudkip looks behind himself, then looks back.

Mudkip: Are you talking to me?

Nidorino: Yes! I'm talking to you!

Mudkip: OK. I'm going to go round this corner and.... kill myself!

They go to Latias's cafe.

Nidorino: Sauage and Chips, please!

Latias: Did you say the p word?

Nidorino: Not that one!

Sandshrew: And a bacon sandwich!

Nidorino and Sandshrew sit down. Nidorina brings the food over.

Nidorino: What're you doing here?

Nidorina: I work here!

Nidorino: Well what do you do that for?

Nidorina: Because I do!

Nidorino: Well what do you do that for?

Nidorina: Cause I work here!

Nidorino: Well what do you do that for?

Nidorina: Because I do!

Charizard enters.

Charizard: So.... you want to enter my contest! You're the competitor we've all been.... dreading!

Nidorino: Yeah! I've got the perfect thing! Nice to see you anyway!

Charizard looks behind himself, then back again.

Charizard: You talking to me?

Nidorino: Yes!

Charizard leaves.

Nidorino: He's such an ageist, sexist, racist b*****d!

Sandshrew: Be nice!

Later, The contest is begining. Soomeone is juggling with one ball. He's booed off the stage. Nidorino stomps on stage. Back inside his fortress.

Nidorino: I should've won that! What did I do?!

Sandshrew: You shouted "Listen here, you ageist, sexist, racist gangster!" Then you got all abusive!

Sandshrew leans over.

Sandshrew: You lost the bet! You have to give me a million pounds!

Nidorino: You got change?

Sandshrew: Yes! Here!

Sandshrew gives him a big pile of money.

Nidorino: Here you go!

Nidorino gives him the money and runs off.

Sandshrew: Hey! What a minute!

Reviews

[Alexa]

This is funny, I'm loving your screenplays :)

[Fanfic]

Thanks! I think I just got bored and wrote this quickly! :)