Singing A SongA Screenplay by FanficKanga sings a song he wrote...
Kanga walks in. Kangaskhan and Dragonite are there.
Kangaskhan: Hello! Kanga: I want to share something! Sit down! Kangaskhan and Dragonite sit. Dragonite: What is it? Kanga: A song that I wrote! Kangaskhan: I can't wait to hear it! Kanga sets up some lights and a disco ball. Kanga: Are you ready? Kangaskhan: Yes! Dragonite: Let's get this over with! Kanga: I know this girl, And she's great! This girl I adore! The problem is, She has more Than I bargained for She's very pretty, She's very witty, She's got style, She's got a smile She can sing, There's just one thing She's got a penis! She's really fair, She knows what to wear She's got a nice face, That girl has grace She's got pizzazz, Too bad she has... A penis! There's always a screw up, Always a flaw, Isn't that called Murphy's law? The male genitalia, That's where I draw the line! Besides... Hers is bigger than mine! She's a mess, 'Cause under that dress, She's got a P E N I S, Yes! Kangaskhan claps while Dragonite doesn't know how to react. Kangaskhan: So... You... Wrote this song? Kanga: Yes! Kangaskhan: Did that happen to you? Is this a true story and you turned it into a song? Kanga: Yes! This was actually a friend of mine! Kangaskhan: A friend of yours... Kangaskhan looks at Dragonite. Kanga: I know what this friend of mine thinks, but this is actually true! You sometimes leave stuff in your pouch. Last week, you left a pencil in there and it kept poking my backside! Kangaskhan: I'll make sure that I don't leave anything in there! Kanga: OK. Dragonite: Please! Please write a song about Nidorino! I need something like that! © 2017 Fanfic |
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Added on February 1, 2017 Last Updated on February 1, 2017 AuthorFanficAboutHi! I am a pokemon fan! I just got into writing after reading someone's story. I write fanfiction that I make into animations. If something is a screenplay is either is or is likely that it will be ma.. more..Writing
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