Falling Off the Deep End

A man copes with his inability to find a reality which satisfies him

In the near distant future a man contemplates suicide. His only thoughts are that of suicide. He doesn't want to do it because he's sad or lonely or lonely and sad(Lad i believe is the correct terminology). No he's thinking this because he's a masochist or in other words freakin insane. He sits on his couch watching TV clutching the remote like a knife. His name is ... not important. He has a bored look in his eyes as he watches the latest MTV Cribs. He realizes now more than ever that TV has turned to s**t. So he gets up walks to the kitchen picks up a knife and jabs his TV with it 67 times. Each jab was swift, forceful, and without regret. After jab his TV with a knife he walks to his bed and lies down still contemplating suicide or possibly a psychiatrist.