If It wasn't for that grand old olds

My beautiful Car Sitting in my garage

When It came to fun It didn't run

It sat in the middle of my garage

Right before that tennis ball

that protects my kitchen walls

And my Bedroom just down the hall

I would not want to shake my world

With the olds for a kitchen table

It just would fit under my kitchen sink

So I keep the tennis ball

a couple feet from the garage walls

To protect my home

From an Olds invasion 

It could be a computation

to find that olds in the place of your kitchen table

with salt and pepper shakers tumbling on the floor

Right next to the kitchen door

That was the day we hit the gas instead of the break

on our way into the garage parking

In our lovely home

now our homeowners insurance company

Have cut us loose on our biggest payday

But they had said for us there is no excuse

It will take years to fix this mess

You have an unlivable expense

We will have to put a new roof over your head

As we repair the damages to your house and home

Your love should grow by miles

While you're living in you're new life style.

Reviews

[wordman]

olds 88 convertible,lemon interior ,i listened to a lot of rock and roll sitting in front of the house