Black Hole

The black hole consumes all, gravitational force a stunning plethera of nothing.

Where are my socks and shoes I missed,
Has somebody scratched them off the list?
I get dressed and ready for the day,
When I realized I misplaced my lipstick 'Red Clay',
Oh well, my bad.  Ah here are my jeans,
But my favorite shirt has gone missing.  Do you know what this means!?
Not to worry for now, out the door I must get,
Did I forget or remember, to pay my rent?
My check book is here in my bag I know,
No it's not!  No it's not!  Where on Earth did it go!
Not to worry for now, I will pay in cash,
The landlord will appreciate my last stack of stash.
My keys?  Oh, phew!  Right here on the bench.
Next to my coffee cup and note pad, and my shopping list.....my fist did clench.
Where's that darn list?  Did somebody take it?
Swooped into the black hole, I believe it did make it.
So I grab my house keys; my tight little asset,
And out the door I run, the train stop is near and I would never pass it.
As I dart through the gate, I get stopped in a flash,
My train ticket got swallowed by a black hole in a dash.
With humility I step back as I get scolded by the police for trying,
But my train ticket I bought, I promise.  I'm not lying. 
I organize a new ticket and decide shaking my head,
I will never defeat that black hole.  Things come and go and I must let it end.

Reviews

[AK]

Sweet! I wish I could just find that black hole by my side all day. Makes work a lot simpler and saves the time lost in searching for things. Great write!

lol i liked this alot, it was very interesting. This is something i read, i like it alot

[moonbeam40]

oooh, made me laugh , very funny and very hectic, I must find that black hole dive in it and rescue all the goodies, sucked in by that greedy black hole,thankyou Fairy tale for a great Poem it lightened my day:)Moonbeam.

[Nautili]

very cute...stuff of mine falls into that black hole as well, so I can relate.

[WhiteWillow]

All I have to say is, that black hole is a treasure trove! A fun read, and totally relateable.

[Rose of Gondor]

HAHA!!!! JUST LIKE MY LIFE!!!! My things keep on disappearing!

[misha]

This is very vivid and interesting. Great job!

[IceDragonOfPluto]

lol. very inventive and amusing.

[DeevaMarx]

Ha ha this was so smart!! Very well written as well and so true to many peoples homelives!! A great piece that can be easily related to.

[Lively]

LOL. Nice rhyme!