A Stupid Blue Police Box

A poem for Casquatch

Doctor this, and Tardis that

Eleven wears a funny hat.

Daleks say exterminate,

When’s the next season, is there a wait?

Bowties are cool,

What was that tool?

A sonic screwdriver, yes, of course.

Don’t ever say “it could be worse.”

Hey guy’s, guess what, did you know?

I haven’t f*****g seen it.

 

Are you my mummy?

No I’m no- Oh, wait that’s from your stupid show?

It’s not like I wanted to watch it anyway.

Oh wait! I did! F**k you all!

 

I’m still not a ginger-

I know that quote.

But I don’t understand your ships and boats.

Who is Donna?

Nine kisses Rose?

Well out the window, that surprise goes.

Hey, you, right there, wanna here a secret?

I haven’t f*****g seen it.

 

It’s bigger on the inside,

Why isn’t that nice.

There’s baby me, oh how sweet.

Paradox? That episode was last week.

Wait, The Doctor? Doctor who?

He saves the world? Woopdy-doo.

Wait what was that- Rory dies?!

I haven’t f*****g seen it!

 

Always bring a banana to a party.

What the f**k does that even mean?

Of course, my bad, that’s from your show.

F**k you all, I didn’t know.

 

Human Tardis? Different planets?

What the f**k, I don’t need to know this.

Soon my parents will get me Netflix,

But I haven’t f*****g seen it!

 

You little fans with your fancy T-shirts

And your key chains and your fanart,

Did you ever stop and maybe think

I haven’t f*****g seen it?

 

Wait what was that?

Rory comes back to life?

Oh dear me I must have missed that part.

(no wait, it was just the entire season)

Have you idiots ever f*****g heard

Of a f*****g spoiler alert?

Because I still haven’t f*****g seen it. 

Author's Note

I made a Blog entry announcing that I am taking poetry requests.
My beautiful darling, Casquatch, requested the following:
"A funny poem about a blue police box"

Well, I branched out and made it about the show in general,
and about all the spoilers I hear. *cries*
Anyways, enjoy!

Reviews

[Sylvana]

My parents got me Netflix. Need the user info? (;
Oh my god. You're amazing. I totally laughed.
wooooooo~ I'm so glad I have power.
this review is weird.
I love you.
There's some funny Ripper cartoons in the "Jack the Ripper: Scotland Yard Investigates" book.

[astoundinglyattractive]

I'm not hungry. Let's get married.
-EL