Beauty is on the Inside

They say Beauty's on the inside,

but I beg to disagree.

My Liver ain't my pride,

and my Stomach ain't too pretty.

You can blame it on the Wine,

the Tequila or the Whisky-

but my Kidneys ain't the kind

to make lookin' at 'em easy.

And if it comes down to it,

my Lungs are black as Coal;

my Spleen's about to quit

and my Heart is tickin' slow.

Instead you shoulda told 'em exactly what you meant-

this little act is getting old.

Say, "Girl, you look like a piece of s**t-

but you've got a pretty Soul."

Author's Note

I take things too literally

Reviews

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u've got great imagination! i loved it! 100/100 =^.^= ^.^

[CRAIG A. THOMSON]

What an amazing subject! Great!

[SeaBreezes]

AWESOME! I like it very much.

[Bri]

I really enjoyed this. The reality of it made me laugh. I love how you portray beauty in a realistic sense.