~Verse 1~
Come one, come all
To a place so great…..
See all the wonders
This place you can’t mistake…..
~Verse 2~
Come and see the human show!
(Human show?)
At the carnival of us
We are all so different
It makes us the interest
~Verse 3~
We are the main attraction
Guaranteed satisfaction
Waitin’ for your reaction
All this with the interaction
~Verse 4~
It’s an awesome show
Created by us
Our stupidity, anger, greed, jealousy, and so
It’s great for all, see it you must!
~Chorus~
Welcome to the show!
Come and see it all
Big and small
Short and tall
Watch’em fight, watch’em fall
See’em laugh, see’em cry
See’em love, see’em die
Invite a friend, grab a beer
Hey everyone! The gangs all here!
We are the show my dear!
Come and see!
~Verse 5~
Things you can’t see on TV
Amazing, stupendous, miraculous!
And it’s all for free
All you have to do is step outside please
And then…..
~Verse 6~
Take a look around
What do you see?
Isn’t it the best?
You’ll never wanna leave!
(Impossible to leave!)
And all I have to say is…..
~Chorus~
Welcome to the show!
Come and see it all
Big and small
Short and tall
Watch’em fight, watch’em fall
See’em laugh, see’em cry
See’em love, see’em die
Invite a friend, grab a beer
Hey everyone! The gangs all here!
We are the show my dear!
Come and see!
~Verse 7~
Here we all are right now
Don’t be ashamed, act yourself
Besides, you’re in your own cage
You’ve been marked for the stage!
(Everyone has!)
~Verse 8~
Dress up nice is my advice
We are all on display to day
Don’t fight, it’ll be alright
Admissions still free…..join me!
~Verse 9~
We need no application
To join our human nation
So little complication
Come be part of the sensation!
(Hmmm……)
~Chorus~
Welcome to the show!
Come and see it all
Big and small
Short and tall
Watch’em fight, watch’em fall
See’em laugh, see’em cry
See’em love, see’em die
Invite a friend, grab a beer
Hey everyone! The gangs all here!
We are the show my dear!
Come and see!
~Verse 10~
From all I’ve said
You may think me as “who?”
But let me tell you
I’m only a small piece
Of what’s underneath!
(He’s just a puppet!)
~Verse 11~
So come one, come all!
To see what is really yourself
You’ll seem no different
Aside from the wealth
(Not money, sorry)
~Verse 12~
So…..
Vitalize, realize, mentalize, see the eyes
See them now as they cry
See us dance, see us prance, see us all take a chance!
Believe we try, learn to fly, soar up high
Wonder if we will subside
We’ll be stupefied, amazified, undenied and super sized!
~Verse 13~
*Ding-dong!*
Will the owner of us please come to claim us in…..earth.
We are alone and need you
Again, claim us on earth
Thank you and sorry for the interruption.
(Uh-oh)
Resume!
~Chorus~
Welcome to the show!
Come and see it all
Big and small
Short and tall
Watch’em fight, watch’em fall
See’em laugh, see’em cry
See’em love, see’em die
Invite a friend, grab a beer
Hey everyone! The gangs all here!
We are the show my dear!
Come and see!
~Verse 14~
The show must go on
It will never end
Although, here’s the intermission
Free of their permission!
~Verse 15~
If not you get it by now…..
Here’s how to explain it: this is life somehow
“We are the attraction” as we say
Now you’ve come to know
Welcome to the show!